CaddyShack
Published November 28, 2003
MMMM, Swedish girlfriend. Y'know I think that Tiger Woods has got it going on.
Though I am somewhat doubtful about Cocks and Woods appearing in the same paragraph.
Ashley Cocks, a spokesman for the Shamwari Game Reserve in South Africa, said in a statement that Woods proposed to Nordegren while at the game park outside Port Elizabeth. Woods had been in Fancourt, South Africa, for the Presidents Cup, which ended Sunday.
(Also, that there is a collector's edition of "Amazon Women On The Moon" must be part of the whole magilla). Now all he needs is the Dalai Lama to caddy for him, cause, he'll have that going for him.
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Good for Tiger, he needs to get laid more regularly. He was getting pretty intense and it was affecting his gameplay. I like the dominating, "I'll Kick Everybody's Ass on the Golf Course" Tiger better.
Wow, what a comment. You must know Tiger pretty well.
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A thought occurs -- isn't sexual activity supposed to wane after the "I dos?"
Not if getting married equates to increased physical proximity.
I see. That is certainly not the case for everyone, thank god.
But I was referring to the old chestnut that after marriage, the frequency of sex tends to decline.
I know, I was just saying that for some people - and this certainly was much more prevalent in the "not until marriage" past - that getting married means actually being able to move in together, travel together, etc, in which case the bloom would not have been necessarily rubbed off the rose prior to marriage, so to speak.
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I wish Tiger and Ellen all happiness. They are such a cute couple and just imagine how gorgeous their potential kids could be!