"Help!": Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez's The Blair Witch Project
Published October 31, 2003
A few weeks later, I brought the movie with me on a trip with some friends to a cabin in the woods upstate. At this point I was still terrified by the movie, but enjoyed the experience enough to subject others to it. And they were outraged by how scared they got. One girl called it "emotional porn" and was furious at the filmmakers for having made something so completely harrowing (and she's no anti-horror puritan--she was just scared half to death).
And then a few weeks after that was the premiere in theatres. This was a very different experience--better in some ways (watching a crowd of strangers have the bloody bejesus scared out of them was fun; some of the more grating lines of dialogue, ones that didn't ring true, were cut; and of course the sounds from around the tent were now fully audible), worse in others (the disappointed/pissed off moviegoers who booed; the fact that the movie really does work better as an unlabeled nth-generation bootleg than as a big-screen projection).
The main difference, though, involved the ending. This is a spoiler, so far as it goes: The final image consists of Mike standing in a corner. In the version I originally saw, no explanation was ever given for what the hell was going on here. None. So either he's dead, and something has propped him up, or he's a live, and---uuhhhhhh GOD I don't even want to think about it. However, in the theatrical version, a man-on-the-street interview was added to the collection of such snippets at the film's beginning, in which a local claims that the serial killer once inspired/possessed by the Witch would take kids into the basement two at a time, and make one face the corner while he killed the other. So we switch from a nameless horror that I'm still trying to scrape out of my brain to a "hey lookout she's over there!!!" kinda moment. It's a lousy tradeoff, as even the actress Heather Donahue seemed to notice--though she didn't specify what she was talking about, she feistily pointed out on Leno that week that she and the other two actors had shot everything in the film themselves "except one thing." She wasn't happy about that one thing, let me tell you. Neither was I, but so what? I'd done without it, to my everlasting horror and delight. And I've never gotten around to buying the official, DVD version of the film. That grainy tape is, for better or for worse, and mainly for better, I think, the way I will watch this movie.
Are there movies that are, as a whole, scarier than this one? Yes, I'd probably have to say so. The Shining, and probably The Exorcist, and maybe even Texas Chain Saw and The Ring are packed wall-to-wall with terrifying images and relentless ante-upping horror. Blair Witch has sticks and stones. But it relies on the strength of its stars--three humans, and their collective fear. If you see it in the right way, at the right time, with the right people, that fear overtakes you. And you're there in the basement, standing in the corner.
- "Help!": Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez's The Blair Witch Project
- Published: October 31, 2003
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- Writer: Sean T. Collins
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You exactly described how I felt after watching this movie. I was never so scared in my life while the friend that had accompanied me to the cinema found the whole thing totally boring. I had to park some ten meters from my house, just walking the distance nearly got me a heart attack. At home I lighted candles everywhere because I was scared the energy could go out. It was really weird. I watch "Blair Witch" another time when it premiered on tv, but that's it. Nobody will ever get me to watch this movie again!
I think I would like donkey puncher to meet up with Ms. Blair Witch. Clearly, he needs to be corrected.
Nice personalized movie review, Sean. Yes, BWP had something elusive about it. It was restrained enough to give it a little extra air of reality, i.e., no lumbering masked dorks with battleaxes jumping out from behind trees. None of that crap that's supposed to make you jump out of your seat. Very refreshing. The sense of lurking terror in the darkness always works for me, as long as it doesn't turn out to be some lumbering masked dork with a battleaxe.
Why would someone make a movie named the Blair Witch Project and make it be on the news and fool everyone on thinking its real? I think thats a worst thing you could do, YES its a good movie but why would they do that i am so angry thats its not true i hate the truth!!!!!!! i really wanted it to be true im just crushed!
Oh Dear you have been hyped to death, this movie had one word be-fitting a B-flat movie "CRAP" if it wasent for the jerks of this world we would have movies that would really scare you, instead what this movie does is con you into believing that a movie is real and shocking , when all it looks like is someone forgot to turn off the bloody camera while walking round the park, please someone out there make a movie that scares you not one that pretends to do it like bloody blair witch. Altered is being hyped too watchout for the god damm hype,,,




Dung! I thought you meant the Beatles movie...