Blogcritics: Comments on Unquotable quotes

Comment by Taloran

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 17:00:04 EDT

re: #47 "He puts his testicles all over you?" "Yes, testicles, like an octopoos"

Comment by Rodney Welch

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:03:46 EDT

"I love my dead gay son!"

Comment by Taloran

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:58:52 EDT

"There ain't no Santy Claus!"

Comment by JR

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:52:19 EDT

"It's twue, it's twue!"

Comment by Particleman

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 19:48:46 EDT

"Well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Comment by duane

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 19:32:45 EDT

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Comment by Chris Arabia

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 14:28:55 EDT

"The Dukes ruined my life over a bet? For how much?" "A dollar."

Comment by JR

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 12:36:49 EDT

"I thought if Casanova and I had nothing to say to each other he'd get bored, go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me."

Comment by duanethebarbarian

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 12:20:45 EDT

"Conan! What is best?" "To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."

Comment by Joe

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 11:40:45 EDT

"Don't sell yourself short, you're a tremendous slouch."

Comment by Eric Olsen

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 11:33:19 EDT

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

Comment by JR

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 10:13:00 EDT

I want my two dollars!

Comment by Craig Lyndall

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 01:29:54 EDT

"There's nothing more envigorating than pointing out the shortcomings of others is there?" "Stop looking at me SWAN" "Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!" "Who's your favorite New Kid?" "I am steel up theerty grand from this last time I stick it in you." "There's these people. There in my parents house. And they're eating all their food!"

Comment by Mark Saleski

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 00:57:48 EDT

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Comment by visualsimplicity

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 22:02:58 EDT

"Respect the c*ck... and.. tame the c*nt!"

Comment by Murphy Horner

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 13:15:12 EDT

Oh..How could i forget? "We have a mine shaft gap!"

Comment by Murphy Horner

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 13:13:58 EDT

Here's a few: "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!" "Life IS pain, highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something" "I'm shocked..SHOCKED...to hear there is gambling in this establishment" "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed—but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Comment by Tom Johnson

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 13:10:03 EDT

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

Comment by Eric Olsen

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 12:37:33 EDT

"They come in pints??"

Comment by Andy

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 09:29:06 EDT

"You can't really dust for vomit"

Comment by visualsimplicity

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 04:21:53 EDT

"No. No. No. Light speed is too slow... We're going to have to go right to... LUDICROUS speed"

Comment by JR

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 20:09:34 EDT

"A lot of people died in that damn war"

Comment by Eric Olsen

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:12:26 EDT

By the way, here's a writing issue: I usually put a hyphen between "co" and whatever, especially "worker" because when I read it, I always see "cow orker" and the image I have of someone orking a cow is not sunshine at 7:30 AM, if you know what I mean. But it's also perfectly proper to not use the hyphen.

Comment by Eric Olsen

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:07:34 EDT

"Hold the phone, Chuck, I've got an idea coming through - put mayonnaise IN the can with the tuna ... No, FEED mayonnaise to the tuna."

Comment by Eric Olsen

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 08:00:24 EDT

"He'd better be the motherfucking Cary Grant of pigs"