Devil: "Good! This way I won't have to murder innocents in another failed attempt at war on you."

The meeting ended and the election began. The polls were filled with people all looking to express themselves through their vote. There were those who voted to keep Gray Davis. There were those that voted to recall him and vote for Bustamante and Arnold. These people were all allowed to pass back out of the doors of the voting centers for they were not a part of the larger plan today.

These were not the people that had been singled out by the forces of heaven and hell as worthy inhabitants of the fiery pits below. Slowly but surely after casting votes, anyone who voted for Gary Coleman or Mary Carey, was sucked through the appropriate layers of earth straight down to hell.

Devil: "HAHAHAHA The 21,000 morons will be pushing rocks soon enough pitiful human scum!"

Angel on high: "Well I can't say we had any use for anyone that stupid up here either. Maybe next century we will create the new wing with padded walls. Until then they can go with you, Devil"

End of story. So, make sure you are very careful whom you vote for in the next election. If you are an idiot, you are going to hell. I don't make the rules. I just report the facts.