Battle of the Bulges
The Specious Report strikes again with a debate between California gubernatorial candidates Arnold Schwarnenegger and Sunset Strip scenester Angelyne: It has been theorized that someone could win this election with as little as 12% of the vote. Will your campaign...
Posted in Blogcritics on August 11, 2003 12:40 PM

Arnold's problem
There IS a school of philosophical thought which holds that there is no problem which cannot be solved by a sufficient charge of explosives.
Posted in Blogcritics on August 10, 2003 05:21 PM

Arrogant Schwarzenegger
Yikes! Arnold's performance on the Today show was so clueless it even made me feel bad for him. I think people are about to discover exactly what a movie star is like as a person--and it's not what they think....
Posted in Blogcritics on August 8, 2003 01:51 PM

Schwarzenegger's masterful announcement
I found myself thinking of Valentine Michael Smith in Stranger in a Strange Land setting up his martyrdom scene with perfect carnie timing, waiting for just the moment to turn the tip- getting maximum impact on the marks.
Posted in Blogcritics on August 7, 2003 05:23 AM

Total recall
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced on the Tonight Show that he is running for governor in the California recall after weeks of speculation he would sit it out. Arnold is now on live local news not looking very impressive. He doesn't look...
Posted in Blogcritics on August 6, 2003 08:34 PM

Running Man?
Arnold clears out $450K of past campaign debt in two nights. He is poised to run for governor of California if Gray Davis is recalled: In twin "Terminator 3" events last month, Schwarzenegger used his star power to help raise...
Posted in Blogcritics on July 17, 2003 12:31 PM