"Rap star Nelly has his own sports drink called 'Pimp Juice'. Don't we already have that? Isn't it called Colt-45? In fact, Ludacris is coming out with his own energy drink. [It's] on the market today. It's called Yo-Ho. Now with vitamin B-oootch." - Jay Leno

"I like Nelly. He's like a businessman now. [Nelly] says [Pimp Juice is] full of vitamins. [Is] that a big problem now in America - vitamin deficient pimps? [Mimicking a pimp] 'You know, I'd like to smack my [bitch up], [but] I just don't have the energy. If only I had a drink . ." - Jay Leno

• A rift between Jay-Z and Sean Paul? ::

Jay-Z is so "crazy in love" with Beyoncé, that Jigga BARRED Sean Paul from performing with Beyoncé at the MTV Video Music Awards. Sean's pre-recorded vocals were used during Beyoncé's sizzling-hot VMA performance of "Baby Boy (her due with Sean). But when the bootylicious diva went into her "Crazy In Love" routine, Jigga performed his vocals live right beside his boo, Beyoncé.
Sean Paul was indeed in the house. In fact, he performed earlier at the event and presented a moonman trophy. "I don't know whether it was jealousy or a professional threat," says Sean's manager Jeremy Harding about the Jigga snub. Jeremy also claims that after Beyoncé's VMA performance she tried to apologize to Sean who reportedly told her that "it was all right." Jayoncé's reps had no comment on the matter.

Damn Jigga, you sure are protective of that big booty. Personally, I think this is ridiculous. Jigga should have kept his ego in check and humble himself. Let Sean perform with Beyoncé - Sean only has, like, a 30-second cameo in the song. And let's keep it real: No one was looking at Jay-Hova's corny ass with that corny suit jacket - the audience was looking at Beyoncé. Woo-wee she was hot!

• Rapper Nelly's "Pimp Juice" energy drink is coming under fire from a North Carolina minister who warns that the drink is liquid poison for the African-American community.

"The black community is in danger, right now," says Reverend Paul Scott, founder of the Messianic Afrikan Nation in Durham, North Carolina. "As black men we should be building a nation of strong black leaders, not a nation of super energized, drunk pimps."

Word. Can I get a witness?

• 50 Cent is into yoga.

Yeah, right. And I'm in the P.I.M.P. game. Where's my goblet, beeotch?!

• The Neptunes respond to allegations that they are CLONING other people's beats.

Say it isn't so, Pharell. I think the Neptunes are great beatmakers and couldn't possibly have stolen other people's beats. I think this is a case of "creative coincidence." In the meantime, the Neptunes new music video for "Lite Yo Ass On Fire" (featuring Busta Rhymes) is one of the funniest clips I have seen this week. It's total eye candy and I love it. Please watch this video, right HERE.