So um, yeah, big pun & Morrissey, that would have made millions, millions I'm telling you, cuz you'd get all the emo's and the ghetto bastards all lined up to see whut the fuck was going on, kroq would be cumming in their sweat socks just at the rumor of it, fukn all the hip hop dj's would at first say it was dogshit and then come slurping up the remains of the day and then pronounce it the most ingenius move of either man's career. sidenote: is morrissey considered emo? I confess herein to throwing around a term I know little about. Now elmo, i know plenty about that raggedy little fuck. Yo, I've met grover, and Elmo, let me tell you, you are no Grover.

And fuck imagine if they'd gotten randy rhoads to play guitar on that shit, give it a little 80's metal twist? Ok ok, shit you're right, ok, that wouldn't have really worked, you caught me, I'm trying to just interject Mr. Rhoads into a situation that would have really more called for that guy from the smiths, marrs or whatever his name was, I mean, 80's metal wouldn't have worked, although Rhoads could have changed up, shit, imagine where he would have taken the art of axe-grinding if he was still alive today? Main oh main I shudder & flutter to think. Would have been crip. Damn maybe Randy would have made a fine addition, and SHIT they could have had Ozzy come on for just one song, just one damn song, fukn do a mish mash of sing your life and Mr. Crowley, a fukn duet. SHIT! fuk why do people gotta die?

Damn if people could get paid phat money to coordinate albums with dead people prominently featured I would be in the fukn cash flow mein freunds. Unfortunately I can't think of anyone alive that could pull this shit off. You gonna put fukn Fabolous up there with Morrissey? Oh hell no. Ja Rule? 50 Cent? Snoop? Gimme a fukn break. I'd put Nell Carter up there over Nelly. Ok MAYBE Snoop could pull it off. Nah. It would have to be Big Pun.

Hmmmm. I think I'll go ponder this over some pizza.

That's just something to say to end the post though, I ain't gonna eat any pizza right now, but I will refill my glass of water, which isn't nearly as exciting, but you know, keeping properly hydrated is important.

OK ossifer I did my public service announcement for the day now can we lose the ankle monitor and maybe do some fukn shots of beam? Shit man, the desert is dry but my palate needs some quenching.