I may be slightly insane but I'm thinking a collaboration album with Morissey and Big Pun would have blown up the fucking charts. Can you imagine "last of the famous international playboys" with like a breakbeat in the middle and just a fukn sick ass verse from the Puerto Rock on like how he's the last international playboy and how he's gonna like skullfuck anybody that says different, and with Morrissey doing his la-dee-dah thang in the background? SHIT that would be fucking pimp.

Too bad Big Pun's dead and that shit'll never happen. I can't think of another rap star that would fit into the scenario of kickin off a flow with the ex Smith's frontman.

This morning I was wishing I had a digital camera because when I rode the motorcycle into the shop I went through a puddle and it left a really interesting pair of trails behind it, first in a straight line, but then the trail from the front tire veering off and then crossing the back trail again. The view through the sliding glass door with like maybe a hint of glare would have been fan-fucking-tabulous.

Five minutes ago it was pouring rain and the sun was shining sure as shit. does that all the fukn time out here. Takes you a little while to get used to it. rain's gone now and so is my chance for that killer picture as the trails have dried up and so is the chance for the musical collaboration of all time cuz big pun had a big ol' fukn heart attack.

I'm really not happy about this whole little kid group with baby pun and lil benzino or whatever and some other little kid. Let these kids have normal lives, or at least fukn benzino just cuz you own source magazine and the fukn frontal cash advantage to prop up your own weak ass shit albums that I've never listened to but judge nonetheless, um where was I, just let your kid cruise. Fuk I don't know where I was going with this. Lil bow wow is named just bow wow now & he's trying to look pretty hardcore on his album cover, but shit dog, hope you saved your milkbones, cuz the 15 minutes is up. And shit, with that line of thinking, maybe lil benzino and the crew should stack up some chips. in five years all these kids will be like old and try to come up with a super group of like the faded child rap stars and some a&r will champion the cause and some record company will lose bankloads of money, cuz shit, might as well get fukn leif garret and fukn davey jones in the studio as those little fucktards once they've passed puberty. I mean when was the last time you heard from kriss-kross? shit speaking of which I saw a kid wearing his jeans backwards the other day. flipped my frikken lid dawg.