Goats- man's best friends
Written by Al Barger
Published August 19, 2003

Sure they're hot, but goats can serve many useful functions. For example, this goat guards a business:


Did you ever have a goat look at you like this, like you were just another rusty tin can?


Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly and sometimes candidate Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at MoreThings.com, what with the paranoid religious visions and the Pentacostal music and visions of God and anarchy running amok and such. Somebody oughta call the cops to report his out of control freedom of conscience. Till they come to take him away somewhere where he can't hurt anyone else, you can check out his weekly column of NEW ALBUM RELEASES.
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#1 — August 19, 2003 @ 17:34PM — Eric Olsen

Goats were formed when Satan and sheep mated, therefore I avoid them.

#2 — August 20, 2003 @ 16:22PM — cjones

Goat milk tastes like feet dipped in sugar. But the cheese tastes good.

#3 — August 20, 2003 @ 16:28PM — Eric Olsen

CJ, do you mean it actually tastes like feet dipped in sugar, or what you might imagine feet dipped in suger to taste like?

#4 — December 7, 2006 @ 11:01AM — Katie

What does a goat's vagina taste like?

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