Waste of dope

Written by Al Barger
Published August 17, 2003

Idiots.

If there's one thing that's worse than doing drugs, it is wasting them. Some idiot apparently sent a box with 150 pounds of weed to "Ronnie" at the address of Universal Records. How was that NOT going to get found out and reported by security? Could you send it somewhere without security guards? Duh!

This really pisses me off. What a waste of dope.

WASTED DOPE

From the New York Post:

"A huge box weighing 150 pounds was delivered to 1755 Broadway," a Universal insider tells us. "It was only addressed to 'Ronnie,' but we all knew it had to be for someone at Universal because it had 825 Broadway crossed out - the other Universal building."

Executives with offices at 1755 Broadway include Universal head Doug Morris, Def Jam honcho Lyor Cohen, Jimmy Iovine and Tommy Mottola.

Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly and sometimes candidate Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at MoreThings.com, what with the paranoid religious visions and the Pentacostal music and visions of God and anarchy running amok and such. Somebody oughta call the cops to report his out of control freedom of conscience. Till they come to take him away somewhere where he can't hurt anyone else, you can check out his weekly column of NEW ALBUM RELEASES.
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#1 — August 17, 2003 @ 20:10PM — Eric Olsen

In the future make your logistical plans BEFORE you sample the wares.

#2 — August 17, 2003 @ 21:12PM — Natalie Davis [URL]

This poor fool could be described most charitably as lacking in good sense.

Waste of dope? Yep. But what strikes me is that this War on (Some) Drugs is a colossal waste of law-enforcement time and resources. If they are going to expend their energy on busting folks for possessing/distributing a plant, they may as well reinstitute Prohibition.

Governments. (Heavy sigh.)

Where is Peter Tosh when we need him?

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