A CALL TO ARMS: HOW TO FIGHT SPAM
Published August 17, 2003
How many times can you see again and again these criminal intruders asking, as if we come from the same kindergarten or family:
“Do you know what Women like best?”
(No. Tell me. And since I’m empty-headed, repeat, repeat, don’t give up.”)
“Do you know at all what Men like best?”
(No. And why should I care? What am I, a welfare officer?)
“Enlarge, Enlarge the Holly Name, more and more!”
(What is it, a Bible contest?)
It has reached the magnitude of Chinese torture, endless dripping, dirt, dirt. How to kick them out when they see and are not seen in person.
So many rules I’ve laid down, more than the rules of any Parliament wherever – yet these horrible creatures, they are transparent, come in with the air.
While my rules affected only my correspondents!
So I closed down both my e-mail addresses.
No mail came in.
The silence scared more than the previous noise of the trash trucks.
I reinstalled my e-mail addresses.
The trash smoothly returned.
My correspondents disappeared, assuming that the addresses are no more valid.
I called my server, “Barak”.
The man says, “Nothing to be done.”
Sent me a link to a “MailWasher”.
The software blocked indeed the content and attachments, yet the subject line continued to show up.
The Enemy couldn’t care less.
I wrote Barak:
“A server is like a hotel. I’ve rented a room. At a hotel the contract is clear: I am the only one who gets the key. No hotel allows strangers to intrude and invade my room, or throw heaps of trash whenever I open the door. The hotel shoulders this responsibility as a matter of fact.”
The laconic answer was to the point indeed:“Nothing to be done.”
In an interview at an North American newspaper, one of these criminals says: “What’s the big deal, all it takes is one click on Delete. But thanks to my ad someone in need for a mortgage is saved!”
Really? I have to read carefully the Subject line of over one hundred e-mails, so as to pick out my mail, not to lose any.
- A CALL TO ARMS: HOW TO FIGHT SPAM
- Published: August 17, 2003
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- Writer: Corinna Hasofferett
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The U.S. government and Big Computer seem to be finally taking this seriously, tracking and prosecuting, although I just keep getting more every flipping day. I received about 10 emails with the Sobig virus yesterday. I despise spammers but I want to see virus creators/spreaders infected with an untreatable biological virus.
Yeah, I got about 15 in one of my mailboxes, but seeing as how I am some sort of glutton for punishment, I still haven't checked my other two email addresses, so I probably got even more.
This is probably the only issue that I have ever felt any sympathy for Microsoft. I once read an article as to how much it costs their MSN and Hotmail departments to keep spam that nobody wants in their boxes, on their servers. It is horrendous. There isn't a solution that I can think of other than getting the spammers and the people who facilitate and harbor the spammers.
I believe the solution is simple. But then so am I. All e-mails must be returnable. When the scumbags server is crashed by the gajillions of worthless messages being returned, problem solved.









If the world goes a day without email, the terrorists - er, spammers have won. The way to get rid of them is to track them down and give them the punishment they deserve:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/19/1061261154456.html