The Specious Report strikes again with a debate between California gubernatorial candidates Arnold Schwarnenegger and Sunset Strip scenester Angelyne:

It has been theorized that someone could win this election with as little as 12% of the vote. Will your campaign avoid any serious discussion of the issues as long as possible, relying mostly on name recognition and trite slogans?

Angelyne: [long silence] "Look at my breasts."

Schwarzenegger: [unintelligible] "Hasta la vista baby." [unintelligible] "I'll be back."

California, the world's fifth-largest economy, is facing catastrophic deficits, a lingering energy crisis, water shortages, environmental concerns, unemployment, a depressed high-tech industry, and now rising interest rates threaten any foreseeable recovery. These are complex problems requiring real solutions. Should your candidacy be regarded as anything more than frivolous self-promotion?

Angelyne: [long silence] "My doggie is pink too."

Schwarzenegger: [unintelligible] "Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied."....