If the President and the Pope and all of their like-minded followers would spend more time on legislating against adultery, then the wonderful world of marriage would not be such a joke.  The logical solution would be for legislators to outlaw adultery.  However, if our government legislated against adultery with the same vigor it uses to legislates against homosexuality, these same lawmakers would be setting themselves us for the "Hypocrite of the Year" award once they are caught with their own pants down!

So what is the amicable solution?  Obviously, I guess the last resort is for heterosexuals to blame the gay community for their own shortcomings. 

Do they think we are that ignorant?  Do we really buy that argument?  Maybe Ann Coulter does.  However, people with brains in their heads do not.

What does make sense is that, statistically speaking, men in general have a problem with fidelity.  The funny thing is that heterosexuals and homosexual men, taken as a whole, all need to learn a thing or two about making relationships work.  The lesbians have obviously cracked this emotional logarithm.  Personally, I view fidelity as being a purely private issue.  However, the fragile state of the institution of marriage has been made an issue.  So, the infidels are now open game.

Could it possibly be that heterosexuals really are afraid that homosexual unions could potentially ruin the sanctity of marriage?  Maybe it is not merely an act of hatred on behalf of the President, members of Congress, the Pope, and Pat Robertson.  Now that I think of it - the only logical way a homosexual marriage could alienate the traditional form of marriage is if homosexuals were statistically more successful in maintaining a legal bond of unity. 

It is suddenly now apparent that they are afraid that lesbians will make them look shameful.  And God forbid, our patriarchal society dare not allow the women to one-up the men.  We only allow that in golf right now, not in the things that really matter.

So maybe the problem is not homosexuals.  Maybe the root of the problem is with men in general.  This recent political move is being made by a predominantly male government.  They are also joined by the obedient homemakers of Congress, a.k.a. Republican women.  Together, they a making a ploy to round up the guilty infidels whom infest our nation so they can gang up and point the finger at the most likely scapegoat of all - gay people.

So c'mon America, it's time to be patriotic!  Let's wrap ourselves up in the American flag and blame the gays.  Traditionally speaking, it is America's most deeply rooted family value of all.  Isn't it?