It Sounded Cool in Junior High
Published July 16, 2003
Here's what I ended up with:
Side One
- "Take On Me," a-ha. It's important to start a tape like this off with a bang, and there are few songs more spectacularly Eighties in nature than this, the synth-driven falsetto pinnacle of the Video Music Era.
- "Come On Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners. There was a ska-punk cover of this a few years ago by a band called Save Ferris. It's amazing how much the song is harmed by being able to understand the lyrics. The original is unbeatable.
- "Who Can It Be Now?," Men at Work. I always liked "Land Down Under" better, but it wasn't on the tape.
- "Good Girls Don't," the Knack. The other song by the guys who did "My Sharona." I always liked this one better, anyway.
- "Karma Chameleon," Culture Club. What can you say about this one, really?
- "In a Big Country," Big Country. Exhibit A in the argument that naming your band in your first single is the kiss of death.
- "Everybody Have Fun," Wang Chung. A song that is forever defined for me by hearing Kelsey Grammer as Frasier on Cheers recite the lyrics.
- "Jesse's Girl," by Rick Springfield. Kate was foolish enough to doubt that Lara Beaton and I could know all the words to this, this past weekend. And she paid the price for her lack of faith...
- "Always Something There to Remind Me," Naked Eyes. On Googling to check my memory of the band name, I was astonished to find this attributed to Burt Bacharach. I'm not sure why.
- "Missing You," John Waite. A song that always seemed to be on when I drove home late at night in the late 80's. A good one to sing along with in those circumstances...
- "Secret Separation," the Fixx. This was a filler track on a CD I bought in order to obtain some other tune ("Come On Eileen," I think), and I was surprised to discover that I knew and liked it.
- "Be My Yoko Ono," Barenaked Ladies. Not actually an 80's song, but goofy enough to fit, and short enough to fit in the gap at the end of the tape, which none of the actual 80's material I had on hand would do.
Side Two:
- "What I Like About You," the Romantics. One of the decade's most recognizable opening riffs. These guys never did cocaine. Nope, no way.
- "Centerfold," J. Geils Band. I actually got really sick of this song back when it was popular, but I recovered nicely.
- It Sounded Cool in Junior High
- Published: July 16, 2003
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- Filed Under: Music: Classic Rock and Oldies, Music: Pop, Music: Rock, Video: Music, Video: Television
- Writer: Chad Orzel
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Comments
Very nice - you only strayed from your '80s new wave hit singles theme by including the Rainmakers and the non-'80s Barenaked Ladies. As a programmer, I am a stickler for themes. You could have substituted with a Pretenders hit, or "Girls Just Want to Have Fun," or Duran Duran, or "Too Shy," or Stray Cats, or Soft Cell, or Billy Idol, or .....
I didn't mean to suggest that I doubted Bacharach's authorship, just that I hadn't realized he wrote the song. I'd only ever heard the Naked Eyes version, which is so quintessentially 80's that it was strange to find out it was written by someone who has always seemed more of an Austin Powers sort of aesthetic.
I would've put Soft Cell on the tape had I owned a CD with "Tainted Love" on it at the time. Duran Duran is banned, as I'm still holding a grudge from the eighth grade when all the girls were swooning over Simon Le Bon...
Fair enough dude!
Fair enough likewise. I actually knew this song from my dad's records and was similarly astonished at the time when a pop band came out with a version. I actually put the Dionne Warwick version on mixtapes that I made for unsuspecting friends in order to mess with their minds a bit. I suppose if I'd had a version of Gloria Jones' original "Tainted Love" I would have done that as well (good version, by the way, if you ever have the chance to hear it).









"Always Something There to Remind Me" is attributed to Burt Bacharach because he wrote it. The original was by Dionne Warwick.