Kylie's arse resubmitted
Published July 15, 2003
Dilek O'Keeffe, the artist who painted 'Consumerism 2 - Talent' featuring a
likeness of Kylie Minogue's bum, has painted an amended version following
the withdrawal of the original by the Royal Academy in London, after Minogue
Inc claimed her copyright was infringed over the unauthorised use of her image. Dilek has painted a revised version and is demanding the Royal Academy replace the original Minogue painting with the not so flattering
(and admittedly not so recognizable) image.
Dilek said: "There is no excuse for the Royal Academy continuing to exclude
the work from the Summer Exhibition. The RA are supposed to stand up for
artistic innovation, integrity and cultural freedom of expression. It's a scandal if today's RA are just one more institution that lies down under pressure from corporate and commercial interests. The storm over 'Consumerism 2 - Talent' and how the RA and the lawyers acted confirmed the point in my work - corporate brands manipulate culture, imagery and PR so we
consume what they want to sell us. If this requires threats, spin and slurs
to gag free expression, then so be it."
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Kylie's Arse
The Clip Clop Club
I'm a son, I love my mother.
Love my brother like a brother.
But for me there is another.
Funny how things come to pass.
I must make a confession.
It has grown into obession.
Even if it was clad in hessian.
I'd still love Kylie's arse.
Chorus:
Kylie's arse. Kylie's arse.
Kylie's arse. Kylie's arse.
Kylie's arse. Kylie's arse.
I'm in love with Kylie's arse.
He's in love with Kylie's arse.
In her video clip recently.
Kylie's arse was clad indecently.
I swear I saw it wink at me.
That cheeky Kylie's arse.
Her skin-tight short fluorecent.
Made her arse look pre-pubecent.
The view was so much more than pleasant.
When I'm viewing Kylie's arse.
Chorus
Jason Donovan, Michael Hutchence.
They have had it in their clutches.
The thought that they have groped that crutch is far too much for me to
bear. Paul Keating groped the Queen, but even since Scott groped
Charlene. I've dreamed of wrestling in baked beans with that georgeous
Kylie's arse.
Chorus
I'll fight anyone, I'm plucky.
Who said she's had a nip-and-tucky.
They should be so lucky-lucky to have an arse like Kylie's arse.
If she ever got the motion.
We could do the locomotion.
Fiona Horne might mix a potion.
To get me Kylie's arse.
Chorus
In the air I'm building castles.
About this gorgeously packaged parcel.
I'm quite sure it has no arsehole.
It's too perfect.
Kylie's Arse.
I love to watch her sing and dance.
It was love from my first glance.
And if she'd give me half a chance.
What?
Then I'd be Kylie's arsehole.
Chorus
A helpline in South Yorkie County is at the centre of a sex scandal after leaked reports revealed they have been investigated on numorous occasions for sexually harrassment.
Other reports say the helpline Sheffield Gayphone drove a British Actor out of the City of Sheffield after they launched a hate campaign against him and sent death threats.
The South Yorkie County helpline has already been under scrutiny after a government website revealed they had received £10,000 grant from the UK National Lottery Charities Board. The authorities have also revealed they give them £2000 a year, but despite complaints about sexual harrassment continue to receive this grant.
People in the County of South Yorkie are angry and want answers.
The helpline has been laughed at in the past for claiming they run a professional service but their helpline number ends in 69 69.
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