28 Paragraphs Later... : A Veritable Plague of Thoughts About 28 Days Later

Written by Sean T. Collins
Published July 11, 2003
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2) In the world of post-apocalyptic fiction, anyone who knew how to use a gun before the apocalypse is going to be a bad guy after the apocalypse. The bad-guy quotient increases geometrically if said individual learned to use guns while in some form of uniformed service. (Exceptions to the bad-guy gun rule are made for quiet, steely loners from rural areas who learned to shoot by picking rusty cans off a tree stump.) Please see Kathy Bates's last stand in the TV minseries version of The Stand for more information.

3) Strangelove's Law: Any time you're in a group of people in which females are greatly outnumbered by males, things are going to get unpleasant. Likelihood of unpleasantness increases proportinately to the amount of males in said group to whom the Bad-Guy Gun rule is applicable.

4) Bad things will always happen in churches in the post-apocalypse, because zombies, much like filmmakers, can't resist symbolism.

5) Strider's Axiom: When attempting to hide from relentless undead killing machines, do not light fires.

6) If you are one half of an attractive mixed-sex pair making your way through the post-apocalyptic world, you will fall in love and fuck. Ridiculing the notion that, as one half of an attractive mixed-sex pair making your way through the post-apocalyptic world, you will fall in love and fuck, does not prevent this from occurring.

7) A virus with a window of "10-20 seconds" between exposure and mindless raving zombiehood greatly reduces the likelihood of said virus spreading off the island of Great Britain and to "Paris and New York." If a zombie got on a plane, that plane'd be a debris slick inside of two minutes, and it also seems safe to assume that a boat full of zombies would be fairly easy to see coming. Really the only way the virus could spread would be through the Chunnel, and do you honestly think that France would be welcoming fleeing Britons with open arms? Please. Chirac would be manning the barricades himself to keep them out if he had to, swinging a baguette and waving a TotalFinaElf flag.

8) This isn't a Post-Apocalyptic Arts lesson so much as it's a Film Stuides Lesson: Anyone who refers to any movie of any genre as "a genre-busting vision" is an asshole who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. If a movie of a particular genre is good, it hasn't "busted" the genre or "transcended" the genre or any other dopey pseudoeducated cliche--it IS the genre, insofar as it's the best the genre has to offer. So please, horror film snobs, sick that in your pipe made out of a severed human head and smoke it.

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Published: July 11, 2003
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#1 — July 11, 2003 @ 16:28PM — Donald Joseph

Great comments about a great film. Another fake bit, however (albeit a minor point): The father-daughter team in the high rise used blinking X-mas lights to attract uninfected humans. When the infected "zombies" saw the humans going up the high-rise stairs, the "zombies" followed them right up. Why, though, weren't the "zombies" attracted up the stairs, in the first place, by the blinking lights? That is, why did the lights attract only the uninfected?

#2 — July 11, 2003 @ 19:42PM — Doctor Slack

I liked your review of the film, Sean. But yes, your political digression irritated me: "To me, this is a bit like there being a group of people in the world of the film who are militantly pro-zombie," mainly because I don't sense you're the kind of guy who's really irresponsible enough to want to compare the population of occupied Palestine to mindless zombies (even of the non-flesh-eating variety). But that's what your digression kinda basically implies.

#3 — July 11, 2003 @ 20:30PM — Sean T. Collins [URL]

Hey, Doc: Yeah, you're absolutely right, and I was worried about that. The point I was clumsily trying to make was that the kind of blanket support that GYBE apparently offers the Intifada seems tantamount to endorsing the pointless, purposeless violence which characterizes it (a particularly jarring lapse in GYBE's case because the album itself is dedicated to people whose lives are threatened by unexploaded American ordinance). That's no wiser than expressing support for Israel without condemning the settlement policies, the apparently reckless bulldozing of homes, etc etc etc. Mainly it was just a digression prompted by the synchronicity of seeing a movie full of GYBE music and then going outside and seeing the pro-Palestinian demonstration. And if we can't digress on our blogs, the terrorists have already won!

So, uh, anyway, how 'bout them zombies!

#4 — July 13, 2003 @ 21:24PM — Charlie Murtaugh [URL]

Terrific review! You really hit everything I enjoyed about this movie, along with every minor problem about it (esp. your #2, about radio signals from outside the Infected zone). On your point about how it would be hard to spread off Britain, you might enjoy this article on the movie, from last Sunday's New York Times, by former NIH director and Nobel Prize-winning virologist Harold Varmus.

#5 — July 15, 2003 @ 21:42PM — Doctor Slack

"the kind of blanket support that GYBE apparently offers the Intifada seems tantamount to endorsing the pointless, purposeless violence which characterizes it"

Sorry for my late reply, but I just realized what bugs me about this sentence. Whatever violence has characterized the Intifada has never struck me, on either side, as being purposeless. You could certainly make an argument for pointless, but human violence even in the nastiest tribal war always has an underlying web of justifications, rationales, strategies and goals. Anyone who believes this isn't the case with any sector of the Palestinian Intifada -- most especially the extremist suicide-bomber factions -- is kidding themselves.

To bring this back to the realm of the zombie film, it strikes me that precisely what makes zombie movies creepy is that they're a metaphor for inhuman violence -- violence stripped of reason, of justification, even (in the case of 28 Days Later) of motive. At least olden time zombies were motivated by appetite, but Boyle has purified even this trait out of zombiedom.

For that reason, talk about the virus serving as a metaphor for human intolerance or "rage" strikes me as somehow wrongheaded. It's rather that the "rage" provides an action-packed way of dramatizing the merciless power of nature -- particularly a nature lightly toyed with. (I can see other reviewers are already circling the wagons against that most Coulterish of demons, "unexamined left-wing attitudes," but really, this strikes me as a most justifiable kind of filmic commentary on a world which has seen 1) thankfully clumsy attempts to use anthrax as a weapon of terror, and 2) cattle industries ravaged by a disease born when some bright spark decided to feed cows to other cows.)

#6 — September 9, 2003 @ 15:38PM — Dave

"And the film's opening section, in which a chimp is forced, a la Axl Rose in the video for "Welcome to the Jungle," to watch countless looped clips of horrific mob violence the world over added a chilling tone"

"a la Clockwork Orange" is probably closer.

#7 — September 9, 2003 @ 16:12PM — Chris Puzak [URL]

Good review.

A couple of points:

28 Days is not the first movie to feature fast-moving zombies. The most well-known example I can think of is Dan O'Bannon's Retrun of the Livng Dead, in which all the zombies were quite capable of running. Also, if we want to stretch the definition of zombie a bit, there are plenty of fast-moving possessed people in Mario Bava's Demons movies. I'm sure there are others, but those are the only ones I can think of at the moment.

2. I'm surprised you didn't mention of George Romero's Day of the Dead from which this movie draws a whole lot of influences. Both movies focus on feature crazy military guys who are just as much a threat to the survivors as the zombies are. Both movies even have zombies being held in captivity, although the zombie in Day of the Dead had a little more personality than the one in 28 Days Later.

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