On the girls themselves, Alex (Lucy Liu), Dylan (Drew Barrymore) and Natalie (Cameron Diaz) are still spectacularly dressed and look fresh and comfortable even in the most dire of situations. Natalie is still a clutz, Dylan is still attracted to bad guys and Alex is still cross-eyed.

Demi Moore is stunning as the stereo-typical "fallen angel" and it's nearly impossible to believe that the woman has given birth to children with that body - and you get plenty of opportunity to look and judge for yourself since she prances around in bikinis and black lengerie for much of her time on screen. Very taut. Oh, and her ex-hubby (Bruce Willis) is in the film too. For all of about ninety seconds for the time it takes to board a plane and get killed. He does that exquisitely pained face of his really well.

Pink makes a smallish acting debut as the ringleader of a closed and somewhat deadly motocross circuit, the Coal Bowl. She plays the female badass nicely, thanks for asking.

John Cleese is his usual bumbling yet highly entertaining self as the English father of Alex and Matt Le Blanc does what he does well; playing the clueless, idiot boyfriend.

Carry Fisher's in it too, but I'm not telling you as who. I didn't know until my other half actually told me after I'd seen the movie. It's a surprise, but not the first time she's played such a role.

And for those Jackass fans amongst us, Chris "Partyboy" Pontius is in the film too. My sister and I got a kick out of that.

[T&A = Tits and Ass]