Top 10 reasons my brother should go on anti-depressants:

#10: You look like Big Pussy on The Sopranos.
Neck fat is unsightly.

#9: You've been unemployed for 6 months.
Time flies, doesn't it?

#8: You drink two gallons of booze a week.
Yes, wine counts.

#7: You'll have an excuse for not having a sex drive.
Ouch.

#6: You're starting to think Kelly Ripa isn't so stupid.
Hey, she's only acting like a washed-up, no talent blonde soap star.

#5: You live in California, it only takes five minutes.
As long as you don't show up at the doctor's office wearing fatigues and toting an AK-47, you're in!

#4: You always wanted to play hacky-sack during the day.
Now you'll know why they're having such a good time.

#3: I made more money than you last week.
And I'm working as a landscaper! [click here]

#2: You really need to stop yelling at minorities.
They really don't care what you think, anyway.

#1: With health insurance, it's cheaper than 420!
And it lasts allllllllllll day long.

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