About a month-and-a-half ago, I broke a filling in one of my upper molars. My tooth doesn't ache, but there are days I have a devil of a time keeping my tongue away from it. There's this little pointy corner that I can't keep from prodding, particularly when my attention's wandering. I mention this because I went to see The Hulk at the movie theater yesterday.

And, boy, is my tongue sore.

I really really wanted to be whisked away by this flick. Of all the year's superhero extravaganzas, it was the one I was most anticipating due to Ang Lee's involvement. I wasn't just coming to the director from Crouching Tiger, I was also recalling his adaptation of The Ice Storm, which utilized another Marvel Comics series, Fantastic Four, as an intelligent and non-condescending metaphor. Surely, Lee and regular scriptwriter/collaborator James Schamus would be able to do something cool with the character.

Boy, you can sure see 'em working hard, maybe too hard. But watching The Hulk, I still couldn't shake the feeling that I was seeing a big budget version of a 50's drive-in flick with pretensions: one of those old-style horror s-f movies where you wait and wait and wait for the monster to appear, while you're subjected to endless scenes of experiments in the lab and awkward romantic interludes 'tween the doomed hero and his gal. In a way this is apt: the early Stan Lee & Jack Kirby Incredible Hulk comics were very much influenced by horror s-f pics by yeoman directors like Jack (Creature from the Black Lagoon, Monster on the Campus) Arnold and schlockmeisters like Bert (Amazing Colossal Man) Gordon. But it's also somewhat disappointing.

Make no mistake. I enjoy a good How-to-Make-A-Monster pic as much as the next big kid. But watching an A-Lister like Lee struggle with keeping our attention through torturous subplots via look-at-me! editing and visual flourishes out of a 30's urban psychological drama, I started thinking (all the while a-pokin' that tooth) of Ken Russell's Altered States, yet another When-the-Hell-We-Gonna-See-the-Monster pic tricked out with trippy visuals and exposition-heavy dialog.

Unlike the 70's era tv series, Lee and company retain most of the original comics' cast of characters: Bruce Banner (Eric Bana) gets his real first name back; Betty Ross (Jennifer Connelly) appears as our hero's love interest, while Betty's pop, General "Thunderbolt" Ross (Sam Elliot), is brought in to pursue our hero with all the requisite army artillery. Even relatively minor character Glenn Talbot (Josh Lucas - sans the weaselly little mustache he sported in the comics) gets to pull secondary heavy duties. He gets a neat squirmy moment threatening the Hulk with a needle in the eye, which by itself is plenty of reason to justify his presence in this pic.

Where the movie makes its biggest revisionist moves is in our hero's origin and the addition of a new character: Bruce's father David (too bad Bill Bixby's dead - wouldn't it have been cool to see him in this role?), played by a seedy looking Nick Nolte. Bad Daddy David set the seeds of our hero's transformation by experimenting on himself back in the 60's (hey, it was an era for experimentation!) so that when Bruce was born, he already had a genetic predisposition toward Hulkishness. The lab accident - involving gamma rays and something called nanomeds - helps trigger what already was latent within our hero: an awfully convoluted explanation for an origin most of us mentally skip over, anyway. Feels like the kind of revisionist take some 3rd or 4th generation comics writer would concoct in a doomed attempt to repair three decades of continuity errors.