http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005-2007 by the authors Sun, 8 Jun 2008 17:31:12 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/05/21/120517.php#comment-724723 Saab's Blurbs About me: People ask me all the time what exactly I'm trying to do. Hell I don't have a clue... Given the sorry state of my financial status, I'll be the first to admit that I'm one lazy son-of-a-bitch, a green peace version of FDR's new deal might be necessary in order to finally get my ass of my mother's couch. However, such a future will NOT be hinged on li'l ol' me. I'm just too busy reading comic books and writing retarded stories. I can't be bothered with working, let alone a 9 to 5 job for weeks/months on end. I've NEVER been what one would call a responsible person. I've always been more of a "stoner"--'least that's what this one hippy called me back in college. The professor's in college and I constantly went back and forth about how hemp should be legalized. My point being that if we grew more hemp we could hide more marijuana in the hemp fields. Hemp could revolutionize the world. Hemp guns, hemp rocket jets, hemp metal and even hemp diamonds could be realized in our lifetime. as Chairman Mao put it (why do you think I have all the people in my country to grow hemp? To eat of course). If you can imagine combining the careers of Chucky Cheese, Cheech and Chong, Ed wood and Exlax, you'll have SOME idea of what it is I've been trying to do for the past twenty years ... I intend on topping all that, actually. Imagine me being as successful a garbage man as Fred Sandford. EXCEPT that three-fourths of my income would go toward a great big bag of Acapulco Gold, Pizza Hut, Baskin Robins, etc. And if you ask a Commie about Revenge of the Sith, you'll find that most really like the Emporer but more aspire to be like Darth Vader... I mentioned Orwell because I think it's essential that we have more camera's watching people. For fuck sakes I'm a commie of course .I want to be able to turn in those fucker's talkin shit about Cuba! (which is why I always say the name of the game is fame and a big bag of weed). Who I'd like to meet: A free literary agent I could milk would be nice! Someone who is stupid enough to drive me on a book tour. The driver would have to be totally gullible an naive, 'cause I'm gonna sponge him fo anything he got! I'm just that corrupt ... I'd also like to meet some idiot who'd let me live with them rent-free (85% of the Cuban population pay no rent and their shanties hold out most of the rain) and allow me full time access to a decent computer so I can finish writing a book that'll make anyone who reads it say, "What the Fuck?" It'll be the worst novel in the history of writing. I"ll be the worst of all time and I'd either need my rent paid for by some retard or someplace to stay since completing it will be a 2 hour a week job. The other 38 hours I'll be high as shit (it would take about ten years). For more information, log onto http://www.popocculture.com/28/battle-neverending-by-saab-l 724723@blogcritics.org Sun, 8 Jun 2008 17:31:12 EDT