What movie makes YOU want to kill?

Written by Al Barger
Published May 20, 2003
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I could make a more obscure or "cool" choice. The Manchurian Candidate would be a good choice- especially if you happened to be specifically whacking John McCain. Senator, why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?

It would be different to blame your killing spree on a comedy. They wouldn't see that one coming. Pulp Fiction would be an obvious candidate.

Now a GOOD killing spree should be done in love, not hate. You know, where you kill someone to impress a chick. Shooting the president to impress Jodie Foster was the classic example. I can see how the Taxi Driver thing might push a fella the rest of the way off the hinges. Classic choice of focus for your crazy fit, but it's been done.

Looking for a movie performance that would inspire my killing spree, there are a few. The first two Hannibal movies have a nicely evil romanticism about them, but it's still Foster territory.

If I could get myself crazy enough not to remember that the actress is 90 something years old now, Simone Simon as Belle, the demonic French nanny from "over the mountain" in the 1941 classic The Devil and Daniel Webster might inspire crazed violence. That would be an excellent and less than obvious choice.

Looking for something more modern, there's Juliette Lewis as Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers. But that would just be redundant to the movie, wouldn't it?

WILDCARD: If you REALLY want to go for crazy, you could tell 'em you shot the congressman to try to get a date with Jessica Rabbit.

I'm still not quite satisfied with my choices. I'm looking for suggestions. I suggest two-fold entries, for the "good" spree and the "bad" spree.

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Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly and sometimes candidate Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at MoreThings.com, what with the paranoid religious visions and the Pentacostal music and visions of God and anarchy running amok and such. Somebody oughta call the cops to report his out of control freedom of conscience. Till they come to take him away somewhere where he can't hurt anyone else, you can check out his weekly column of NEW ALBUM RELEASES.
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#1 — May 20, 2003 @ 16:39PM — jadester48

i got one for the "bad" spree:
you just watched Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas one too many times, and now you believe you're high and everything you do isn't real
it really is that good at giving the impression of the two main characters being wasted

or how about, for the "good" one;
you just saw Alien:Resurrection after aving seen the rest of the series, and had to make the pain go away...

#2 — September 26, 2005 @ 05:43AM — Nukapai [URL]

The Good: Futurama (sorry, not a film) - killing FOX network representatives for my love of Bender.

The Bad: Again, films can't seem to make me murderous; it tends to be TV because as a medium it can apparently reach new lows of human nature. So for the "bad", any Brit soap opera, let's say East Enders.

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