Shhhhhh! I am trying to do my biznass over here! Man I love public places: Las Vegas strip, downtown Seattle, San Diego beaches. There is nothing like the affectionate breeze on your face, the cold soda streaming down your throat, and the searing sun smashing your skin adding to the precious gift of melanin.

Although I really love public places, there are some places that shouldn't be so public, i.e. the bathroom. I do think that sufficient facilities should be provided in buildings and in public places (clean ones preferably) however; I believe some alterations should be made to create a more private atmosphere. I don't know about you, but there should be an unwritten rule about having a conversation with a stranger in the next stall over who is sharing the same goal as you and I offer a solution for this and a solution for the echo-ness caused by the tendency of having a gym-like surrounding. You wouldn't have to talk with that stranger next door or feel embarrassed if the burritos are causing you to make more noise than anticipated or you have made the bathroom your next bombing target and you don't want your enemies to detect the raid.

The solution you ask? The solution I offer is to upgrade the bathrooms with sound proof stalls and walls. With this new luxurious feature, you will no longer have to worry about playing 20 questions with the new arrival next door and you will no longer have to worry about others knowing EXACTLY what is happening on your side of town. Now, not only whistle while you work but you can play the natural tunes of everyday biznass.

If you would like to share any experiences (keeping it clean please) or offer any additional suggestions to resolve this problem, it would be well received.