As a Christian I probably should be really offended by the blasphomy that has just taken place.....


but I'm too busy laughing

Hey, I think I see some sunbeams shining through those holes.

(Added: Hey, Peter, I can see your house from here.)

Al,

Would I be wrong in imagining that, in real life, whether you're in your usual bellicose mood or simply trying to be witty and amiable, your look never changes -- blood pressure still remains sky-high, eyes still burn with coals of hatred, and people still take their hankerchiefs out to wipe the spit off their faces?

Brilliant!

Wow. A spiteful atheist. What a breath of fresh air.

NOT

Mileage varies. I'm a Christian and found this hilarious.

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to use the comments to dredge this happy little holiday post up to the top of the heap again for a minute.

I come to expect stupid remarks like this post from an alter-ego having Jew ridden web-site. Nothing against Jews, just this stupid ones on here.

However, I'm a Christian so you're forgiven.

I spit out some coffee when I read the title. Very funny, and I don't even have a "Jew ridden" web-site.

Since Jesus was a Jew, I think he'd approve if I did, though.

I think what it boils down to is that Al is jealous because he didn't get to wear a dress, Easter Bonnet and hunt eggs.

I wonder if he saw his shadow? I Doubt it. He probably can't even see his own dick...

Another plus to the Eucharist:

Jesus is low carb!


(good one, Al.)

PS: Should I go 'resurrect' my "Peeps" entry? Or is that beneath me? Someone... help!

Gimme the peeps!

Goodness Roger, but you're awfully hostile over some fairly mild humor. Plus, do you think Jesus would appreciate your anti-semitic attitude and general hatefulness?

I'm flattered that you apparently think me to be Jewish, but I must confess to being a plain old German-Irish-Kentuckian.

Also, if you get past your sense of offense for just a moment, you might see that this is not really anything particularly anti-Christian. I'm taking a perfectly benign and even appreciative (if non-believing) outlook on Christianity.

The point would be, re-capping the last two paragraphs of the story, that it's a good thing that we take our Christian heritage and beliefs somewhat lightly, avoiding ugly crusades and such. It is no more anti-Christian than anti-Jewish or anti-Muslim.

Finally, peeps are OK, but I prefer the Reece's peanut butter eggs. I suppose the peeps are funnier to write about, though.

I have nothing against Jews much less be anti-semitic. "Just the stupid ones on here" I think I stated. I'll admit I don't like remarks you call sense of humor made about Jesus Christ.

Futher I didn't say that you were Jewish did I? As far as your heritage the latter of the three, Kentuckian would be a perfect fit. Aren't all Kentuckians related to each other, aka incestians. I think statement #10 is what is botherong you. I bet being a Kentuckian you probably secretly tried on a dress and easter bonnet.

There's not much left in Kentucy. One Basketball team was all they had at one time. Football and Womens Basketball is a joke.

Mna, i can't believe the blasphemy on display here! Don't you know what Mel Gibson did for you? You think he enjoyed making sure that Jim Caviezel's nipples were half torn off and stuff. You think Mel Gibson just shrugged his shoulders and then all that stuff happened? No! Mel Gibson made Braveheart for you, how dare you blashpheme. You can take our holiday, you atheist blashpener, but youll never take our freedom! In this case, the freedom i refer to is the freedom to do as Mel Gibson says. Mel Gibson suffered for you, and you should be more grateful. Hail Mel.

Hail to Mel and Brave-Fart. Have ever divine mercy on Al and all Kentuckians. Ooo wee, Kentucky!!! Blessed be the Race Horses and their castrated dicks Al loves so. And Tubby Smith and,and, I'm drawing a blank... What else is there to say about Kentucky???

So, do you think Jesus will see his shadow this year?

aww..c'mon Al..i personally think you "nailed" it..

but don't get "hung up" on the whole easter thing, ya know?

as to the whoel shadow thing..we will see when the stone is rolled, won't we?

{8^)

Excelsior!