The House is burning and Grandma is combing her hair (A Romanian proverb)
Published April 16, 2003
Thursday, that is Yesterday, Tarta the great sent me his design for my upcoming, Once She Was A Child, book's cover. and at the same time, almost simultaneously, the last step in the pre-printing process was done with.
Never has this publisher suffered more than during those excruciating weeks, three weeks.
So, what is the moral:
1. Never accept a deal without a time schedule in writing.
2. Try to avoid the holiday season, even if it leaves you with just a few options.
3. Never accept inserting the photographs, if any, otherwise than by day one.
4. Consider only the artistic value, ignore the price and budget (easier said than done).
5. Make all the decisions prior to handling the material, free of pressure.
6. Ask for a detailed schedule backward from the last day to the first one.
7. Get a PR person (easier said than done).
8. Invest in fundraising time, rather than in Pr-ing the book yourself, which is
time consuming and horrible.
9. Keep working on the following book daily, at least two hours and first thing in
the morning, when the mind is clear and relaxed.
10. Find and never tire of searching for the best distributor.
11. Find and never tire of searching for the right person to work your Itinerary.
12. No matter what, never answer the phone when you're writing.
13. Before asking others to respect your time, respect it yourself.
14. Limit phone calls to three minutes at the optimum, the rest can be done by e-
mail or fax.
15. Get out to a movie/play/concert once a week, even if it means skipping a
few meals. It won't kill you. It might even save you from overweight.
16. Organize a daily schedule and do your utmost to respect and follow it no
matter what.
17. Take time to think ahead and re-evaluate decisions, daily.
Quite a long list. It will get longer probably, the more I'll think of it... This is what Passover is all about. Memorize traumas.
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- Published: April 16, 2003
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"12. No matter what, never answer the phone when you're writing."
And if this doesn't work, smash the phone entirely to bits. The telephone is an instrument of the Devil. What this says about A.G. Bell, I don't know.
San, do you mean Hemingway's To Whom the Bells etc?
As for the more literate one, I think he's turning in his grave each time a cell phone rings and it's again an "I'm in the bus/car/supermarket and I love/hate you" report for all to hear.
C.
Well, I was thinking of Alexander Bell, credited with inventing the telephone. But I certainly agree that Hemingway was probably not much for phone conversations. The telephone is a profane thing: It's almost designed to be obtrusive. Cells phones are just the miscreant little offspring of father telephone. Of course, I own one, but no one should ever be allowed to actually call my number.
The phone is like every other product of technology: it begins with a blessing but ends with a curse as we become dependent upon it.
At home we don't even have a phone upstairs where the bedrooms are, and we all have fans in our rooms so we can't hear anything from outside - like the phone. This is as it should be.
Corinna,
I like number 13 the best.
BOUNDARIES, baby, it's all about boundaries.
Good luck with this project.
No. 18 about to be added: No matter what, don't answer your e-mails while sleeping.
No. 12 about to be corrected:
No matter what, don't smash the phone, unless it's not yours and belongs to an enemy, across the mother of all boundaries.
No. 13. is appended with an apology: Sorry Murphy, we are so grown up in Israel that the best of all boundaries, The Security Wall, is up and running.


Both profound and funny - best of luck with the book. We want to see it here.