Weird Tales O' War
Published April 09, 2003
War can be hell. Here are a few reasons why...
= One More Reason Why Pat Buchanan Is An Idiot =
On March 6th, 2003, Pat Buchanan interviewed syndicated radio show host (and newest MSNBC addition) Michael Savage.
Part of their exchange, on the war issue, was as follows...
SAVAGE: "I still feel we have to follow the rule of law or else we'll descend into the rule of the jungle. And that's what worries me, is that we're facing an enemy that we have faced before. Many people think that we have not faced this kind of fanaticism before. The kamikaze pilots were one. We have faced this kind of fanaticism before.
The Japanese in World War II tortured our men on the Bataan Death March. They conducted live human experiments. We've covered this in great detail. Do we want to become like them? I don't think so."
BUCHANAN: "I agree with you on the death march, but kamikaze were legitimate wartime tactics. Frankly, they were going at the ships, giving their lives. They were soldiers and they were airmen who were doing something honorable, going to their death. But torturers are different, I agree."
Yup, those honorable kamikazes and their legitimate wartime tactics.
So, I guess Iraqi suicide bombers are acceptable too - as long as the bomber is IN the Iraqi military and only targets the Allied forces' military vehicles, and not the soldiers standing around said vehicles, specifically.
Gee, Pat, thanks for clearing that up!
Here's a funny joke: Q. What's the difference between Japanese Kamikazes and Iraqi Suicide Bombers? A. About 60 years... "Ha, ha!"
If WWII was held today, kamikaze pilots would be dubbed "terrorists" and Japan would probably be called a "rogue nation" for having them. I guess a half-century or so makes all the difference in the world. It was a simpler time back then.
On Tuesday (4/8), U.S. lawmakers called for international tribunals to prosecute Iraqis who commit war crimes, including anyone who directed suicide car bombings that have killed U.S. soldiers.
"We expect the regime and the leaders in Baghdad to understand that, down to the very soldier and officer level, that we will hold them accountable," Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pennsylvania, said Tuesday.
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Pete, you obviously have been wearing your aluminum foil hat and the secret messages beamed to you from your TV are NOT getting through. Here's what the rest of us are hearing (I'm out of Reynold's Wrap, you see): Kamikazes were legitimate combatants using legitimate suicide tactics to legitimately attack our forces; Iraqi suicide bombers are TERRORISTS (Iraq... Terrorist... Al Qaeda... Terrorist... Iraq... Saddam... bin Laden... Terrorist... Iraq... Al Qaeda... NINEONEONENINEONEONENINEONEONE).
I hope that clears things up for you.