Lenny Rocks the Rectum
Published March 26, 2003
After a period of confusion where musicians mostly babbled about the war, now the actual SONGS are starting to flow fast and furious. Our James Russell has a nice roundup of anti-war songs here from the Beasties, Zach and DJ Shadow, John Mellonhead, the Billies: Bragg and Joe Armstrong. To those you can add Sonic Youth's protest song site. [two more anti's from REM and Mick Jones]
The pro's are mostly country, with Clint Black joining Toby Keith, Darryl Worley, and the Warren Brothers in the assault on Baghdad.
All this is as it should be: I'd much rather hear songs expressing musician's opinions than hear them bark a capella. But now I'm pissed because by far the best song to address the matter is anti, and people, I am way pro!
Lenny Kravitz reaches down deep for a funky, Middle Eastern-flavored ode to peace, rather unimaginatively named "We Want Peace." The rhythm guitar is Stax/AWB sweet and the groove is infectious, but Lenny, buddy, we ALL want peace: I want the kind with American and British military personnel dancing in the streets of Baghdad with the local hotties.
So Lenny perhaps isn't all that profound, but the song rocks the rectum and the Iraqi seasoning is cooking with spice:
- Rock the Vote and Lenny Kravitz today announced a new song by Kravitz called " We Want Peace," which will be available exclusively at Rock the Vote's website. http://www.rockthevote.org/
The song, which says, "There won't be peace if we don't try" is an urgent call from Lenny Kravitz for America to be a peaceful leader in the world. Kravitz wrote the song and performed it with Kadim Al Sahir, Iraq's #1 pop music artist, who is better known as the Iraqi Diplomatic Ambassador of the world and a true legend of Arabic Music. In addition, the song features Palestinian musician Simon Shaheen on strings and Lebanese artist Jamey Hadded on percussion.
"I came to Rock the Vote because of its strong stance with young people as defenders of free expression," said Lenny Kravitz. "This song for me is about more than Iraq; It is about our role as people in the world and that we all should cherish freedom and peace." [Rock the Vote]
I am concerned that Rock the Vote - which exists to encourage young people to vote and participate in democracy - would take a stand that will divide their ostensible constituents. Their statement on the matter:
- Rock the Vote praised Kravitz for speaking his mind about the importance of peace and issued a call to action for young people to work for peace and defend free expression. Noting that artists, actors, activists, journalists and the world's people have come under attack for their views on the war, Rock the Vote re-affirmed its commitment to supporting those who have the courage to speak out — and to mobilizing young people to shape the future of our world. Rock the Vote's website, where the song will be released, also urges visitors to register to vote and to join the Rock the Vote Community Street Teams, which will be organizing "free expression" events and rallies in dozens of cities across the country in the coming weeks.
- Jehmu Greene, Rock the Vote's executive director, said "Lenny Kravitz is a true patriot, and Rock the Vote is proud to support his artistic expression. We are here to rally young people to their sacred duty as patriotic Americans to speak out and participate in our democracy. To all the young people who might feel intimidated in the present political environment, pay attention to what Lenny Kravitz is doing. He is leading in this difficult time and so can you."
- Lenny Rocks the Rectum
- Published: March 26, 2003
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Comments
Lenny is the best black Jewish rocker who ever lived.
Sammy was cool but rocked zero rectums.
I think The Zero Rectums would make a good name for a punk band.
As an aside, in "Hard Core Logo", which is coming out soon on DVD, there is a hilarious scene where the band are talking about band names. C'mon, who hasn't spent time making up lists of band names?
Two I've used: Snotty Scottie and the Hankies, The Only True Sons of Lesbian Love.
How about Persistent Fly (my father-in-law's) or Random Acts of Loudness (my son's)?
"The Zero Rectums" makes me think of my absolute favorite disgusting band name:
Colostomy Grab Bag
blech!!
"Wavy naked people"
Me and my brother came up with that one.
For the channels on cable TV that were scrambled.
Digital TV has rendered wavy naked people obsolete
Really, it's a shame.
I remember, for a while, the commercials for videos and "products" were LESS wavy...how did they do that?
I believe "Zero Rectums Rocked" is the way to go with that one.
I know a 10 year old girl who wrote a song that had far more meaningful lyrics than Lenny pathetic attempt at an anti-war song.
I'm never a fan of war, but now that we are in it... fight smart, fight strong, and come home safe men and women of the US Armed Forces. You have my respect and my prayers.
When the Iraqi people say "Get the Fuck Out" and we don't leave, can we kill them?
Hey-I want a good band that are fucked up like SS and The Hankies for a totally f-up party. How do I get in touch with them? Sue






Gerald Cosloy of Matador Records used to sign his email with "Peace, Love and Kill Lenny Kravitz", a sentiment I agree with.