So I over at a friend's place the other night with a group of other friends to watch a remarkable Korean film called Pulgasari (I'll provide a review of that later). Following the screening, we somehow ended up watching this Israeli documentary on SBS, and during the part that we entered the film at, there was this bunch of people debating whether or not they would suck Yasser Arafat's cock for world peace. We adapted this in the course of a rather animated discussion to the question of, would we suck George W. Bush's cock for world peace. I am now posing that question to you, the good (?) readers and writers of Blogcritics.

So here's the deal. This is an entirely hypothetical yes/no situation. Remember that. There is no "maybe". I'm not interested in whether you would give W. head in real life or not. I don't care why you would or wouldn't do it. I will not think more or less highly of you depending on your answer. I don't want to hear snide remarks about how gross and perverted we were to even think of the question in the first place. (God, you should've heard some of the conversation that ensued, culminating in one very drunk member of the team, who shall remain nameless here, loudly shouting out in a street of Darlinghurst at half past twelve at night that he would happily blow George, his cabinet and the UK parliament for world peace. It was that sort of a night.)

The price of guaranteed world peace, with no strings attached, is getting intimate with W's member. You can insist he wear a condom, but that's the only condition you can make. Presidental fellatio for world peace. Yes or no. I'm hosting the poll over at my weblog, Hot Buttered Death. If you look you will see one of those little Bravenet polls up in the top left corner of the blog beneath the title bar. Vote now, and do feel free to advertise the poll elsewhere if you like.

(And before anyone can ask, yes this is a bit of a stunt to drive up traffic to my site, though I do pose the question out of genuine interest. I've only had 13 people take the poll so far and I want more responses. And no, I'm not telling you what my answer was.)