11. THE SCREENPLAY - Blew, for the most part. It's a Comic Book movie - all the screenplays blow, for the most part. Awful dialogue, stilted plot, one or two memorable moments. I guess the reason a lot of this is allowed to pass for quality scriptwriting is: Action figures don't need screenplays.

12. THE SOUNDTRACK - Someone go break all the fingers of Nickelback's band members, please. With one of those restaurant meat tenderizers.

IN SUMMARY: There's a scene in the film where Bullseye discovers Daredevil's weakness - loud noise. He then proceeds to delight in torturing him. Upon leaving the theater, Rick and I agreed that, had Bullseye really wanted to torture Daredevil, he would have reached into a hidden passage and produced those Four Teenage Girls.

FILM GRAIN GOBLIN GIRLS: "EEEEEEWWW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYEBALLS?!?!? WHY IS YOUR COSTUME SO WEIRD?!?!?! DO YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL?!?!?! WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT ELEKTRA, SHE'S GROSS!!!"

DAREDEVIL: "Okay, man, I give up. Make the noise stop. Seriously, make it stop. Bullseye, please make the noise stop. I'm putting down the Billy Club, so let's call it even and make the noise stop, okay? Bullseye? Did you leave me here alone, you asshole?"