We want our global warming!

Written by Al Barger
Published January 19, 2003

When do we want it? NOW!!
Temperature down here on the farm is running around 10 degrees, wind chill around 0. I mean, it's colder than Hillary's breast up in here.

So where is all this global warming these lying environmentalist pukes keep promising? More broken campaign promises from Al Gore.

CLICK HERE to find out just how cold it really is!

Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly and sometimes candidate Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at MoreThings.com, what with the paranoid religious visions and the Pentacostal music and visions of God and anarchy running amok and such. Somebody oughta call the cops to report his out of control freedom of conscience. Till they come to take him away somewhere where he can't hurt anyone else, you can check out his weekly column of NEW ALBUM RELEASES.
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We want our global warming!
Published: January 19, 2003
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#1 — January 19, 2003 @ 14:32PM — Eric Olsen

Beingin Ohio, I'm with you on this one, Al. Unfortunately, the most obvious result of global warming is extremes in weather in any direction, including freeze-o-nuts. But think how warm last winter was.

#2 — January 19, 2003 @ 22:48PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Hey, Al, just haul your ass down to Canberra, Australia. You won't find too many people complaining about the cold or singing "Ring of Fire".

And here's a prediction, you'll see record levels of drought and fire in 'murrica starting at the end of May. Go ahead call me wrong in five months, I hope so.

#3 — January 21, 2003 @ 00:49AM — Solamente Frost

that could quite possibly be the worst song I've ever heard. "I do it with the milk of human kindess, so delish"?!

easy sinatra... don't blow us away all at once.

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