INTERNECK HYOOMOR
Jamie McDonald - To the person who made the banner add on Ether Zone: When it comes to bltchslapping pop-up ads, we have a winner here!

Mad Kane - Political Dot Comedy Awards: Get out there and stuff the ballot boxes with crab meat and ballots!

PETS OR FOOD:
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo - because the current pet scandals started under the socks administration: Under the Simon Administration, my four cats (or how many of those four survive until then) will take positions of great prominence in the artwork in the White House. In fact, that which they don't claw, I suspect they will chew on or even knock down for spite's sake.

World Wide Rant - Cheese Toast ala Andy: A classic recipe for the whole family. Download this so that you can practice it in your kitchen!

BAWK BAWK BAWK
Ravenwood's Universe - Americans for Chicken Safety: I hurt my eyebrow on this one from raising it so quickly. I may just have to sue for damages, but this is the reason why the Carnival is so important. The subsite is just... well... go and see.

HOOEY FOR HOLLYOOD:
Norwegian Blogger - Lord of the Rings is Racist: You can tell which Ringwraith is based on Michael Jackson because in the second and third movies it looks more and more like a white Diana Ross.

BEEP BEEP:
AMCGLTD - A Difference in Philosophy: An oldie but goodie. Of course, when you're an Islamic terrorist shopping for a car you want to know how well it fragments into shrapnel when it becomes a car bomb.

THE SEXY VWRC FEMBOT OF DEATH
World Wide Rant - Ann Coulter Can't Count: Apparently, Ann thinks that Americans in batches of twelve in a court room are infallible, but when they're in batches of 100 in Hollywood they're idiots? Apparently, she can't quite swallow DNA evidence for the purposes of exoneration... so she spits it out.

MEDIA IDIOT WATCH:
Eleven Day Empire - Let the Whining Commence:Slamming the articles on the opinion page of the New York Times like baseballs in a batting cage.

Bigwig at Silflay Hraka - Does Kristoff Care? - Click a button, worm a South American child. Maybe the New York Times are too busy drawing straws to see who streetpizzas themselves next like Myerson did.

Sneakeasy's Joint - America Deep In Thought: What Would Jesus Drive is yet another symptom of our media-drive shallow-as-a-rainpuddle attention span as a countr- OOOOOH! FRIED EGGS! YUMMY!