"World's Highest-Paid Lap Dancer" Whines About Success

Written by Eric Olsen
Published December 04, 2002

Shania Twain and the Kurt Cobain syndrome:

    The 37-year-old country singer's new album "Up" has soared to No. 1 on the U.S. charts, but Twain hinted to Time magazine that she will soon stop performing.

    "I never burned to perform, and I don't care if I ever perform again," Twain said. Twain - whose 1997 album, "Come on Over," sold an astounding 19 million copies and is the best-selling album by a female singer in U.S. history - has been called the "world's highest-paid lap dancer" by country rebel Steve Earle.

    She has been in seclusion with her Svengali hubby, Mutt Lange, in Switzerland the past two years and gave birth to a baby boy in 2001.

    Twain moaned to the mag about the pressures of fame and said that's why she left the United States.

    "I don't feel free," the Canadian native said. "I don't feel free to do what I want. I could never just do anything for fun. It's such a waste of time to do something for fun.

    "I can't live the rest of my life like this." [NY Post]

And you can't have fun why exactly? Because of the adoring fans and recognition. I weep for you. Money, fame, success can't buy happiness and all of that shit, but they are somewhat better than poverty, obscurity and failure I would venture to say. Sure it's inconvenient, but you could try a minor disguise, venture forth without an entourage, or hang out in Switzerland where I'm sure they don't give a fig.

"Weep, weep, oh where is the fun???" Spare me - now about that lap dance...

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#1 — December 4, 2002 @ 23:31PM — Ed Driscoll [URL]

Eric,

Well judging by the Amazon links, no wonder she's upset--all that fame and pressure has her looking like Yoda these days!

Ed

#2 — December 5, 2002 @ 00:00AM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Unlike most other people in this forum I've acutally met Shania in person a couple of times before she made it big time, so I call bullshit on the New York Post. And Bullshit a second time.

I would rather hang out with Shania than anybody from Murdoch's sewer pipe. Since any quote from the above story is probably eighth-hand, give it what you will.

So, Ed, stop being a playa hater, and start being, well, whatever rhymes with "hater".

#3 — December 5, 2002 @ 00:08AM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Well, okay, I'll tell you my favourite Shania story.

I'm at the Top of the Senator where Shania is doing a showcase gig. And I'm talking with a pal, tell him her name is Shania, and her husband is called Mutt.

So, he says, what, they call the dog Jeff?

Turns out we're standing right next to the mixing board, where, ta-da, her husband is standing.

He gives us a dirty look, we get a drink.

#4 — December 5, 2002 @ 03:15AM — Ed Driscoll [URL]

Jim,

Don't blame me: Eric wrote the post--I just made the silly Yoda joke. And I kind of like Shania's new song. I've seen the video on VH-1 a couple of times, and now I've got its chorus richocheting through my brain, just like Mutt designed it to do.

(Putting Shania in her skintight knit outfit in the video didn't hurt, either.)

Ed

#5 — December 5, 2002 @ 09:47AM — Eric Olsen

Ed, I thought your comment was funny. Jim, that's cool you met Shania back in the day, but it kind of makes my point that people change and their perspective gets pretty twisted.

#6 — December 5, 2002 @ 15:42PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

When I was working at PolyGram Canada, one of my responsibilities was to look after email. And all of the email for Shania was from freaks, really scarey out of Malcolm Maclaren's "Fan" scarey.

So, I'll say again that the Post is a rag, and while her quotes were taken out of context, she does have a point.

Y'know who I feel sorry for? Has beens who have scarey fans.

#7 — December 5, 2002 @ 16:25PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

http://www.furia.com/twas/twas0410.html

Just in case you think I like Shania Twain's music, I don't and this is the best review I've seen of her new album(s), and I haven't even finished reading it yet.

One of the reasons she doesn't like to perform live is because it is too difficult to reproduce what Mutt makes in the studio.

#8 — December 5, 2002 @ 16:34PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Actually, one thing which always puzzled me when I was at PolyGram was why Shania's CD covers were so bad. The artwork, the photos, the design are all really poor. And this is for a woman who, in person, is really gorgeous.

However, if you want a real laugh, call up a design house in Nashville (there are a handful who do all the design on country albums) and ask them to tell you the font name used on Billy Ray Cyrus' albums. Hours of hilarity ensue. Nothing like a good ol' boy saying "rubylith alternative" to make your day.

#9 — January 15, 2005 @ 16:45PM — Fifi FoFum

ho hum twain you bore you poor overfed overdone overpraised victim of your own greed


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#10 — November 16, 2005 @ 18:22PM — jenny

i dislike this woman so much i have considered therapy

#11 — November 16, 2005 @ 19:14PM — Eric Olsen

she has been under the radar lately - guess she's about 40 by now - guess she did take that break

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