Between the vicarious terrorist-squashing (in real time!) of 24 and the alternative reality of The Osbournes, Tuesday is now THE TV night around the homestead. Tonight we hear Jack threaten the murderous, traitorous Nina and slam the bitch against the wall; and on the Osbournes, Sharon is diagnosed with cancer.

A new Osbournes book, Officially Osbourne, and companion audio book are now out with the recalcitrant oldest daughter Aimee taking on the narration duties - she wants to be out of the glare, but not TOO far out of it.