Michael Jackson caption contest
Published November 19, 2002
It's not my fault. I don't want to start this, but it simply has to be. This photo simply DEMANDS to be the subject of a caption contest:
Given the reckless endangerment documented by this photo, The Freak has it coming to him. He wants to screw up his own face, that's his business. This is really pushing the point, though. Yes, he's created some of the greatest records in the history of modern pop music, but that's no excuse.
Alrighty then, kiddies, let's have some creative captions in the comments section.
Here, I'll give you one to start off:
"Can't you see that I'm just trying to help out The Children?"
- Michael Jackson caption contest
- Published: November 19, 2002
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- Writer: Al Barger
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"Too old. Take him back. I told you, I likes 'em YOUNG!"
"Dance Mr. BoDangles, dance."
"Start buying my shitty records again, or the kid gets it!"
"Look at what I just bought - only $2000 on the blackmarket. Ha,ha, blackmarket. I am black, did you know that? No? It's true, I really am."
Okay seriously, where did Michael Jackson get a WHITE baby? Someone call the authorities already.
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who has the whitest skin of all?"
"Sorry but I must say, your son has skin as White as Snow"
"He must be Killed! I'll throw him to my loyal fans and they will tear him to shreds if he survives the fall!"
Waiter, I like my babies Well done! this one's rare. Take 'em back!
It's a Boy!!! And white too.
"I saw Eric Clapton do this once."
MICHAEL JACKSON HAS GONE TOO FAR I AM SO PISSED OFF AT HIM I HOPE HE DIES. HE USED TO HAVE REALLY GREAT MUSIC. THE SONG "BEAT IT" IS STILLA GOOD SONG TO ME. BUT TODAY HIS FACED LOOKS FUCKED UP, I WISH HE COULD JUST DIE.
MICHAEL JACKSON IS SOOOOOO FUCKED UP. WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIS FACE, HE LOOKED FINE BEFORE HE TURNED WHITE. WHAT HE DOES TO HIS KIDS IS INSANE. WHO THE FUCK HANGS THEIR KIDS OVER THE DECK OF THEIR APPARTMENT, AND SCREAMS AT THE SAME TIME. MICHAEL JACKSON HAD* A GREAT CAREER AND HE FUCKED IT ALL UP.
IT IS DEPRESSING.
SPELLING ERROR ON ORIGINAL WRITING, HAS = HAD
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