Dude,
You seriously have problems.
What's next, Barney is a petifile?
Bert and Ernie are gay? Elmo and Grover are in a Gang? It's a f@#$*ng puppet!!!
No, it doesn't really f@#$ like you might be thinking. You see, it is an inatimate object.
Posted by: Katie on November 18, 2002 06:14 PM

Ok, lets all admit, we've wanted to boink a muppet a few times in our lives. There was something somewhere where some guy was confessing to being sexually attracted to the female hippie muppet, Jordan was the name i think. Where the hell did I see that? Long story short, wanting to have sex with inanimate animal puppets its a natural and healthy way of life. But use a condom with Rolf. That dog is a whore. I don't care what he tells you, he's been around everybody's block a few times. (ps I'm joking..except somewhere that thing about some guy saying he was hot for the muppet Jordan did happen, but I am 95% sure that was a comedy or something..someone tell me what it was from).
Posted by: Mike on November 18, 2002 06:29 PM

some of you people that posted replies to this need to chill out. this article was obviously a joke, but the seriousness with which you read it reflects society very well - they/you take everything too seriously.
and yes, weezer.com was definately more amused than offended. karl and the band do have a sense of humor. they aren't going to be frazzled by some joke-article on the internet. kudos to the person who wrote this article.
=w=
rock on
Posted by: zaneta on November 18, 2002 06:31 PM

mike is completely right chill the fuck out. how can people be so fuckin NOT-open minded. dont jump to fuckin hostile conclusions fuckin retards. its a fucking joke and the guy is right. piggy is a polygomous bitch. do u think this guy wants to start some national movement against muppets.
Posted by: agasef on November 18, 2002 06:54 PM I just about peed myself - this is a funny world. I also love the "=w=eez out" salutations used as a signifier for a whole set of shared values and assumptions, founded on the primary notion that Weezer rocks.