definitely a joke. plus, the symbolism of pat using the lampshade was far more subversive to our culture's foundation than mrs. piggy. The intentional "blinding" of oneself to avoid the emotional trauma of sexual abuse is a real problem. plus, where was rolf on some keyboards? are we racist against the brown dog? is it because he is darker than the rest of the muppets? plus, because he plays piano as opposed to guitar, he is obviously gay, another apparent reason for his exclusion.

as we can clearly see, bestiality is the least of our problems here.
Posted by: Tighler the Great on November 18, 2002 01:40 PM

Muppets are made out of fabric...from someone's imagination. They're not real-
=w= on'
Posted by: janet Ponce on November 18, 2002 01:58 PM

heh heh , i like muppets. theyre yummy. heh heh
Posted by: gravy on November 18, 2002 01:59 PM

cool! amusing article, dude. im so stoked. heh heh. i agree about the whole rolf thing - do we have some racism and homophobia goin on down? its also true that the island in the sun video is extremely relevant to this discussion. have you *seen* rivers kissing that chimp? and brians practically humping his for chrissake... those cute, dirty dirty =w= boyz...
=smsms= sexy mofos support muppet sex
Posted by: Ally - beet red sinner on the .com boards... on November 18, 2002 02:59 PM

um...you are the only man in this world that thought that video has sexual content. for the most part, people are smart enough to realize the difference between a Muppet and a human. for one thing, im pretty sure muppets dont have sexual organs, and if they do, im sure they dont fit in/on/around ours. another thing is, the Muppets are puppets, they already have some ones hand up their butt controlling them, if anything has sex, its the muppeteers own actions. last, the Muppets are purely and nothing less than a children show, sex would never be tied into them except in your sick perverted mind. loser
Posted by: Lane on November 18, 2002 05:49 PM

I'm glad there are still some Weezer fans out there who have an intelligent sense of humor. All of you loyal Weezer fans who immediatly went defensive and jumped to Weezer's aid need to develop a sense of irony. Satire is a lost art in this society. =W=. rock on.
Posted by: Spencer on November 18, 2002 05:50 PM

not only is miss piggy married to kermit, pat is married too. lol. this is funny. besides though, kermit looked like he was making moves on rivers. haha i crack myself up.
Posted by: andi23 on November 18, 2002 05:58 PM