In a classic Saturday Night Live sketch, Jon Lovitz was all excited about winning a contest with the prize of a week alone in a mountain cabin with Jewel. HOT! But he was highly disappointed when it turned out she wanted to make him spend the whole time listening to her whiny ass soft rock complaints rather than having ANY interest in doing the wild thing.

However, it appears that perhaps Jewel does have a little more red blood flowing through her veins than you might think- and even a sense of humor. She is quoted telling an audience at a New York concert recently: "I was summoned to his dressing room and obviously Bob Dylan is gay if he's not interested in me. I mean, look at me. Who would have guessed Dylan was a faggot?"

Ho, ho! You've got to give her the point. Who'da thunk she was that saucy? That's just damned funny.

On top of that, there are cheesed off Dylan fans. Best of all the drama queens at GLAAD are all indignant.

Be still my beating heart.