Happy Halloween - the scariest thing that happened was when our server went down for a couple of hours. That blew chunks. Dawn is off trick-or-treating with Lily and Lily's bestest little friend, Maddie. Maddie and her mommy are moving away very shortly, very sad. My son Chris is off extorting candy from the neighbors with the big kids.

Here are virtual some Halloween goodies for those stuck in the house doling out the treats:

a little pumpkin carving montage

freaky eyeball action

laser-eyed kitty

a festival of Halloween mean kitties

Here's an EW interview with the ever youthful and buxom Elvira:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark returns to the big screen after a 14-year absence. ''Elvira's Haunted Hills'' has been creeping into theaters since early spring, and will debut on video Oct. 1. The film, part ''Young Frankenstein,'' part ''Rocky Horror Picture Show,'' is a throwback to the B-movie screamfests of Vincent Price and Roger Corman and an unofficial sequel to 1988's ''Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.''

Since it IS the season of the witch, EW.com caught up with the ultimate vamp-tramp and posed 10 stupid questions.

Santa spends his Christmas sliding down chimneys, eating milk and cookies, and spreading holiday cheer. How do you spend Halloween?
Having people sit on my lap and telling me what they want [laughs]. Unfortunately, I usually won't give it to them.

How do you get your Morticia Addams-style dress to stay put? Do you use tape, glue, or a little black magic?
There is nothing in there except my major-steel-belted, double-radial bra, which contains a lot of metal. There's no glue, no staples, no nails involved.

What happens if you set off airport-security alarms?
I always opt for the strip search.

Any decolletage tips for Anna Nicole Smith?
Ooh la la! Mine are just hills. Hers are more like the Rocky Mountains. I would say a crane would come in handy.

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