#11 - Jim Carrey: I'm all for a guy making me laugh, but I think there's a definite limit there. Maybe the indignity of his latest flops has mellowed the old boy out a wee bit.

#10 - Owen Wilson: Oh. Yes. Please. Quirky, unconventionally handsome (yes, I am aware his nose looks like a penis), and sporting a BIG brain, this one you tie up and take home. And you never, EVER, leave your girlfriends alone in a room with him.

#9 - John Corbett: I approve of John.

#8 - Jimmy Fallon: Again with the funny. I think he's gay though.

#7 - Ben "The" Affleck: Being a longtime Kevin Smith fan, I used to be big on The Affleck. But the inevitable backlash set in, fueled by such tripe as Armageddon, Pearl Harbor and rehab. I'm only allowed to like him now when he's spouting Kevin Smith-penned dialogue.

#6 - Enrique Iglesias: I remember being made to listen to Julio Iglesias for the majority of my childhood. Who would have thought such a fine, emotional singer could have spawned the croon-bot that is Enrique? I swear, I've seen more emotion displayed by my toaster.

#5 - Tobey Maguire: Okay, he bulked up for Spider-Man but just tell me his voice settled...did his voice settle?

#4 - Tom Cruise: Hah. As if. Short, Scientologist, gay, big teeth, asshole.

#3 - George Clooney: Woof. This man is the definition of what it means "to dog." Ashton, take notes. The older he gets, the more attractive he gets. It's partly self-assurance and partly those excellent laugh lines around his eyes. But when a man goes this long without doing marriage, it's most likely because he knows himself well enough to know he's going to suck at it. I shall be very put out if he doesn't at least breed before he dies, however.

#2 - Josh Hartnett: Hmph. See entry #25.

#1 - Prince William: Well, goddamn. Can't quite argue with that, now can you? Worth many billions, next in line for the throne (operating on the assumption that Elizabeth will do anything, including self re-animation, to keep that milksop Charles off the Big Chair), and thankfully looking more like his mum than his dad. Yep, he's #1.

Well there you have it. Who the entertainment industry thinks would make fine husbands. In a word, ack.