It is with some regret that I note I have more than a few things in common with Ann Coulter. For instance, we are both blonde women who graduated from Cornell University. We both have a distaste for Katic Couric, who's countenance reminds me of the effects of chronic constipation.

Fortunately the simliarities end there.

When Kevin Holtsberry bought Slander - Liberal Lies About the American Right for me off my Amazon wishlist I thought, this should be interesting.

Interesting it was. I liken the entire reading experience to overhearing drunken ivy league sorority girls ramble on about world events and who would be elected president of the Delta Gamma house.

Sorority Girl: Dija hear how David Geffen said he loved paying taxes?

Coulter: [Yeah that's] "intended to convey the information that he has more money than God....no matter how much the government takes, they will still have enough money to keep drinking Dom Perignon and making out in the hot tub." {page 30}

Sorority Girl: Anna Banana, what do the liberals say about folks like us?

Coulter: [Sister, according to them left wing schlumps] "Republicans are also dumb and ugly. If Republicans are so stupid (and poorly dressed!), it's hard to understand why Democrats haven't been able to get as much as 50 percent of the country to vote for them in any national election in the last twenty-five years" {page 16}

Sorority Girl: Yeah Democrats say we're dumb and ugly. Pass the rum.

Coulter: "Even polished wealthy, Harvard-educated, attractive women will be attacked if they get in the Democrats' way" {page 18}

Sorority Girl: No one picks on Janet Reno, she's nasty looking. {Burp}

Coulter: "...because Al Gore was a sore loser, liberals promptly launched sadistic attacks on [Katherine] Harris' looks" {page 18}

Alas I just found out that Coulter was a member of Delta Gamma at Cornell. This isn't surprising, simply another reason my choice to avoid the greek system was the right choice.