Just a few more reasons.
"...or a poke in the eye with a blunt stick?"
Get the scoop on where Jerry Seinfeld's keeping his Porsche collection, just how much Citigroup got fined and what a development group plans on doing with some apartments at Innisbrook in Palm Harbor, Fla. It's all inside.
He couldn't remember where he'd put his glasses, perhaps, but he could remember the night he sat in a foxhole listening to church bells harmonizing to the sound of artillery shells
From The Folks What Gave Us Airplane And Airplane 2 And Also The Naked Gun And Other Leslie Nielson Films.
100% made-up. Hint: Bearburgers for dinner!
Unlike 99.9% of viewers, I was completely convinced that writer/director Roland Emmerich's previous global disaster film, Independence Day, was actually a satirical look at the fantasies of global American culture.
Jilted Lovers! Possessed Youngsters! Scary Paintings! Also, some phones.
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