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An Open Crime-Fighting Letter

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From: The International Crime Fighters League
sec. tres. Pinky Carruthers

To: The USA League of Feeble
chair: Flannel-man

I’ll be direct, what you ware doing is nothing more than noise, an annoying distraction. You waste bandwidth, and you treat your prospective audience as morons and idiots.

That’s not what it says up top on the masthead.

In fact you do yourself harm by drawing attention to your idiocy. Evil works best when it isn’t seen, and sunshine is the great disinfectent.

So, to borrow from Jon Stewart, just stop, you’re hurting us, you are damaging the public discourse, and you are revealing yourself to be a shallow, callow, little person, barely deserving of the name “man”.

The ICFL has more important things to attend to than dealing with dimensional Imps designed to appeal to children. So please desist.

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About Jim Carruthers

  • The target(s) of your critique may know who they are, but I’m having some difficulty figuring out their precise identity, even after following the link you provided and several Google searches.

    Is Decoder Ring Theatre the target of your wrath? Do I need to download and listen to all their files to figure out why?

    Because if that’s what I have to do, I’ll do it. I know it sucks trying to explain a joke to a person without the necessary background information, and I don’t want to put you through that.

    I’m just asking for a hint, that’s all. I’m willing to do the work after that, honest.