From: The International Crime Fighters League
sec. tres. Pinky Carruthers
To: The USA League of Feeble
I’ll be direct, what you ware doing is nothing more than noise, an annoying distraction. You waste bandwidth, and you treat your prospective audience as morons and idiots.
That’s not what it says up top on the masthead.
In fact you do yourself harm by drawing attention to your idiocy. Evil works best when it isn’t seen, and sunshine is the great disinfectent.
So, to borrow from Jon Stewart, just stop, you’re hurting us, you are damaging the public discourse, and you are revealing yourself to be a shallow, callow, little person, barely deserving of the name “man”.
The ICFL has more important things to attend to than dealing with dimensional Imps designed to appeal to children. So please desist.