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Actress Natasha Lyonne bursts into neighbor’s apt & threatens to molest their dog

This isn’t a joke, it was an article in Us Weekly.

Us Weekly carries one small article about this incident, written by their writer Mark Cina. (May 9, 2005, Page 45) The article further says that she failed to appear in court and that her father challenged someone to a boxing match for saying she needs help.

How did this get left out of the media to the extent that it did? Sounds amazing.

Us Weekly does not seem to have an archive of their old articles online for me to link to (let me know if you find different).

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  • SFC SKI

    “How did this get left out of the media to the extent that it did? ”

    I’d like to say it was bcause the media was covering something important, but that wasn’t it.

    Probably the Michael Jackson case or the Lindsey Lohan’s dad getting arrested again.

  • http://blogcritics.org/author.php?author=Cerulean Cerulean

    I think that she benefited from Michael Jackson’s situation. It’s like they met their quota for weirdness. I like her acting, but I gotta know more about this.

  • SFC SKI

    I thouhgt she was an actress with a promising career, but lately it seems like her film roles have dried up.

  • aaron b

    natasha is america’s sweatheart.boy can she act.the movie offers are pouring in,since this publicity stunt.

  • http://blogcritics.org/author.php?author=Cerulean Cerulean

    There’s an interesting discussion of this at the Internet Movie Database:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005169/board/nest/18116118

    Apparently her former landlord and friend wrote an article about her drug problems in Jane Magazine sometime in the Spring. Seems to be drugs. She looks like such a healthy Jewish girl (I’m Jewish), successful, it’s hard to understand. Looks like crystal meth to me. When you’re threatening your neighbor’s dog, yup. She’s so talented. Check out the Slums of Beverly Hills. Great movie. Her neighbor wrote a song for her that is posted on the IMDB. Moving.

  • herk

    natasha should ge a special oscar for the ”hardest worker in hollywood.”by the age of 25 she had been in over 36 movies 5 tv series ,in 2 different countries.

  • http://blogcritics.org/author.php?author=Cerulean Cerulean

    How’s the weather down South?

  • http://www.jozjozjoz.com/ :: jozjozjoz ::

    Too bad if it is drugs.

    Although it would probably be a more palatable explanation (for some people, anyway) than just plain crazy!

  • http://blogcritics.org/author.php?author=Cerulean Cerulean

    Welcome. To go from the talent, and other qualities, needed to become an important actress to bursting into the your neighbor’s apt to threaten their pet would seem to take some serious chemical assistance. It was theorized to be meth and heroin elsewhere by people that know more about it than me.

  • dee

    ahem, how important is this story?

  • http://blogcritics.org/author.php?author=Cerulean Cerulean

    Important enough for you to comment on.