Dawn,

Eight words:

Trash with money equals money in the trash.

I like the "$7 million - pathetic" line. That gives some perspective

I can't argue that logic Ruvy. And yes, it would seem to say a lot about a person's priorities and perspective to look down at someone worth $7 million.

Although I am sure she's worth more. I think she gets like 4 million a movie. I am sure she's worth a paltry $14 million. Disgusting alright, but for a whole other reason.

Paris + Lohan - $$$ = Best episode of C.O.P.S.

they are enabled by cushy cash, aren't they?

paris is nothing but trash so is he she was all laughing when he was saying those things when in fact every one has seen that bitches croth she is fucking dusgusting stupid whore sorry lindsay makes her on money and dosen't get from her parents

Yeah Daisy, Lilo actually gives her parents cash. Imagine!

Paris is quite the high society gal isn't she? All prim, proper and demure. What a gem.

right on Daisy, totally agree

When you're spoiled you lose a wealth of your scruples. It's pretty sad, really.

Or are they just acting this way because they know it will create attention that generates more wealth?

And if so, which is actually sadder?

It's only a matter of time before we're all reading the bloody obituary of Paris Hilton. Her friends, her lifestyle, her money -- I think it will all wind up putting her in an early grave. Just watching her peel out into the traffic at the end of that tape, I found myself thinking: "That girl is just looking for a lightpole to drive into."

good point Rodney, you're probably right

Paris has alot of nerve to be laughing at someone else it takes a very insecure and pothetic person to laugh at such garbage, oh wait she is garbage and for her to get out of her $150,000.00 car with he legs spread wide open with no panties on sure is telling every one im open 24/7!!!, she's nasty and really has no room to laugh at anyone.

word - panties rule

Yeah, and gets pretty drafty too.

oh yeah they also made fun of her album or movie that tanked...but whatever.
I think there both trashy.....especially paris hilton..everytime i hear the word "crabs" she comes first to mind....and than those bastards say that shes poor....well lindsay started from nothing and build her own empire....unlike those two laszy asses which just inheirted there money and use there name to sucker losers to give them even more money

Okay where do,I start I disagree,I love Paris and everyone is just jealous of the poor girl.And Davis was right on with what he said and all you Paris haters STFU.Lohan is a whore.

OMG! Was I just just day dreaming or are those words really there?
A cat fight par excellence--Dawn, that was the insight of a cat fight made in my fantasy heaven!
Wow. Too bad I was that night in a different club. I would have given everything.
Too bad taht this rich loser Davis is insulting our Lindsay, by saying ugly things like:

"She has the stinkiest, sweatiest, orange [bleeped on tape] anyone has ever seen; she wants me to see it, but it sh*ts out freckles; it's orange and it smells like diarrhea, so [bleeped] off," he brays.

Fast-forward through several more "firecrotches," "orange/red" vaginal references, incoherent babbling and icky behavior, and the frenzied verbal abuse reaches its crescendo about Lindsay's wealth, or lack thereof: "I think she's worth about seven million [dollars], which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel, in New York."

Davis has one final comment on the subject of Lohan: "She is a firecrotch, with freckles coming out of her vagina, and a clitoris that is seven feet long."

In my opinion that "gentleman" must simply have a pencil dick if he is talking about a seven feet long clit. That is record size and I am wondering how Poor Lindsay can schlepp that moster around town and her favorite restaurant the "Ivy" without her body part of such length. That loser guy is jealous obvious, cause his 3 inch joke must iritate even the Hilton Bi*** who was spoiled before by a greek Paris Penis!
So obviously Paris is getting angry, frustrated and boared and she is thinking of her well hung former bf's. Naturally.
It is just a question of time when she is giving that shameful excuse of a wealthy freak is giving the Gucci-BOOTS, and kicks him out of one of her HILTON-SUITES!
Here is for all of you who love the cool Kamikaze driver Lindsay so much more than that annoying crap-face Paris a photo link to a pic and one big idol of Lidsay girl: Marilyn Monroe & Lindsay and fan.
To compare Lindsay to that same hair doe wearing trailer chick PH, is not like comparing apples to oranges--it is more like comparing apples(Lindsay) with rotten prunes(Paris).
We love you and we suppport you Lindsay. And we love REDS anyhow--blondes too, but only if they are pretty and have class or if they have innitials like MM or LL!
Got it "PH" (Penis Hooker)
Link to Lindsay & Marilyn & Fan

Don't worry Lindsay! That lolly pop(besisdes other crap) licking bimbo with money is going to be forgotten soon and she will throw out all her mirrows at home, as her inner uglyness will turn inside out (more than it did already) and the premature aging--her most faithful fan will kick in and a new STD will be named after her: Hiltonits will be a disease that will make you look like a monkey that was bleached and thrown into tank of fierce acid.
Wrinkleities is the other reason for Paris to have fled just there--Paris, France--where people simply give a shit about this narcistic joke.

Oh and: compared to PH--LL can act.

davis is the product of a wealthy drunken fumble i bet his father wishes he pulled on himself that night instead of throwing diamonds at his wife to get a shag.at least lohan has made her own cash and has some talent,takes no s$#@ and was no.3 in the maxim hot 100-jealous paris?not so hot at no.39 and isn't it a well known fact paris is the hollywood second hand dartboard,instead of trying to buy herself celebrity status she should go for a little "feminine tightening" surgery and a new ass would certainly be the smartest thing she could spend that cash on-for a young woman she has the ugliest 65yr old ass i've ever seen,almost as ugly as her personality or lack of.davis and hilton should get together they're both a pair of scumbags proving yet again money doesn't buy class.

right on miss A. and I bet that Paris had to "shag" 5 of the judges to even make it to # 39 lol Two of them were chicks--buy hey--what do we do for fame, right?!
You are killing me with your comment and may I add that if she is annoying us with more annoying us all attempts to even try to act--she should for god's sake at least appear in a freaking acting class. She can bring her sold platinum phone, I-pod and Emergency Bottox needles, but she will be the youngest old ass as you say and the oldest news in Hollywood soon. Can we just move on and look if there are some other Hotels with some strange behaving kids, like the Ramada family for example or how about the Sheraton's...? Are they blond and super-dumb too?!

what r u on about RKO
lindsay lohan is not a whore, she is 19 for gods sake give her a break, i am with lindsay on this one she has worked hard for everything she has got i think paris is a jumped up t*t with absolutley no talent what so ever.
and i would like to add lindsay lohan is amazing and her hair is almost as beautiful as she is

These are all basically pseudo-celebs without a single thread of actual talent.

We really have arrived at the ultimate Andy Warhol moment in 2006, where everybody gets their 15 miniutes to be famous for no other reason than being famous.

Paris Hilton? Hot? Give me a freaking break, the girl is flat as a board and has no ass whatsoever. At least Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated some acting ability.

But I'll tell ya what? Somebody like Naomi Watts? Now that's 100% guaranteed all woman.

Spekaing of 100% all woman...whatever happened to Gillian Anderson? Nice red hair with brains to match. Now that's what I'm talking about!

-Glen

Paris Hilton is an evil no talent skank bitch with size 11 feet. And Brandon Davis needs to back off on the burgers, go to rehab, take a damn shower, and get a job. I'm sure Brandon's relatives must be oh so proud of him. If Lohan is "fire crotch" Paris is ROTTEN CROTCH.

Hi Glen! you're back--though you had to travel--is it raining over there, too?
You gotta admit that the word "firecrotch" instantly give you reflexes to start running, right?! lol
We passed that Andy Warhol moment a long time ago, buddy! These days they are getting up to two years, no--not in jail but on TV!
As freakier you look the better. Have you ever seen the "cat-woman" that Wildenstein ex-wife? She is where Angelina is heading.
No more musle to move in your face--and plastic surgery total control!
I don't think that Lindsay had anything done (yet) but Paris almost looks like her ass needs it desperately--again.
Gilian WHO?! lol Glen you are so "the truth was out there--but nobody cared" lol
We are invested with MARSCHIANS and ALIENS and some of them are even blogging like they never sleep if you know what I mean--they seem to have pal called "Tina" and that one keeps them up forever...
Good trip and I miss Gillian, too. But she is in Hollywood years "ancient" now and they have Oscar winners now to fight over the spare mother or grandmother parts now.
Oh it is going to be fun when Angelina is turning granmother or evem mom like Britney Spears.

Dawn, I just reread this piece and decided that if I were a celebrity, I would not want to be on the wrong side of your pen. Someone should send this to Ms. Hilton. Who knows, you might get a fat check and a request to kill the piece...

What's the story on that first photo of Paris? She seems to be goofing.


Maybe everyone involved needs to go read that book by, I think, Judy Blume about how to get rid of freckles.

I find freckles super sexy--no matter where! As long as they don't turn into melanomas. Oh yeah, and of course Marilyn had them too! lol

Or a fat lawsuit Ruvy ;)

As for Paris in the picture, she always looks that stupid and vacant.

They are all awful fucking bunch of whores and sluts, That's just all.

paris hilton (penis hooker) is on the margins of loosing her fame exactly how she lost her verginity at 10 and shez trying to get famous once again by making comments on the lovely junoir marylin monroe(lindsay lohan) which have worked hard and is now taking leading roles in hollywood films while paris is trying too hard doing the unimaginable with producers to give her a 5 second role in a movie.*lindasy all the way*

if $7million is cnsidered poor then all of the states would be in poverty and I HATE PARIS HILTON

Dawn, I hope you like your remix of the Paris riff on BCRadio this week. Can't wait until we get to do another segment.

i don't know which is more prominent, disgust or pity. it's obvious davis is terribly tormented. his money will only allow him the means to destroy himself. i only feel for those around him whose lives are polluted by his presence.

Dawn - what a great read! Your characterization of this juvenile assault was near-poetry. This is the most entertaining blog I've read in months. You are an artist with words. Keep writing! :)

re: Matthew Sussman

I can't stop laughing!! Your equation sums it up good and nobody would even give a crap!

by the way, doesn't Brandon Davis look a lot like TAYLOR HICKS?

I find it amazingly ironic that Paris Hilton, the skankiest and borderline useless person I have ever heard of and any idiot associated with her have the balls to call someone else a firecrotch. If Lindsay is a firecrotch, Paris is the equivalent of a million 5-alarm fires.
In any case, this ridiculous behavour shows how useless some people are letting their children become. Ah, the evolving face of North American culture...... Brandon's parents must be thrilled that they are leaving their fortune to a vulgar, useless waste of space like him....Paris's parents probably don't pay so much attention to her disgraceful excuse for an existance because they are too busy lysol-ing all of the shit she touches. You gotta prevent the spread of VD any way you can, you know...

Paris is jealous because Lindsey actually has a bit of talent, musically and as an actress. Paris is a wanna be who is famous only for the fact that her family's name is Hilton. She's always saying "People think I do nothing ... Music has always been my passion..." Her music is horrendous. It's fluff music-and how's her video(?)- prancing around like a working girl. Way to get respect. She just sucks. By the way, Lindsey has been acting, in movies no less, since she was a little girl. She's worth a lot more than those ignoramuses think. She's worth more to most because she actually earned it and doesn't just get it handed to her like Paris and that Loser that she was with.

Hilarious! Who can honestly say they would have been able to watch that and not die laughing? I'm cracking up just reading it. Go Paris! Boo Linsay!

I LOVE IT!






wow.
it's so true.

wHAT SLOPS!

Jeez! Excuse my sloppiness. I meant to say, "What slobs!"

This is not normal...and i am sorry for even watching the whole clip i have better stuff to do...like party in Monaco...

Is there anyone more pathetic than the people on this blog....
hahaha, wow...first of all someone who can like paris hilton is already born dead...who is she seriously, instead of a pathetic mix of what all the stars have been doing to become famous...fucking tapes(well done girl), singing when we discover it was not her...ahhahahah...blowing her family reputation....being ugly...
the bad part is that she is a money factory...everybody want her to play in their last movies, they hve tried everything to get her, but they can't, because she can't do anything without having someone backin up her...
it was fun to read your blog...
there is different type of rich people in this world, at least cause of you guys we can laugh everyday...Thank you for that...really appreciate...
please blog even more, because this morning i was dead laughing on my chair...

Wow... What a dang firecroootch! That is messed up what that man said about that poor girls vagina. I will never look at her the same.

what a waste of time

I am constantly amazed at how wide Paris can open her mouth. Has anyone else noticed this? I mean really I think she might be able to swallow her own face.

As if Paris' vagina could possibly look in any better shape than Lindsay's!! And Brandon's billions werent even enough to stop Mischa from dumping his ass!

Lindsay Lohan is a people whore and a Law whore... give me a break

No. Lindsay Lohan CAN'T act. She has NO talent. She is F**cking ugly and stupid and I can't imagine why her name even comes up so much.
GAG. GAG. GAG.
F**CKING COW!

Paris Hilton is a First Class Whore with no morals,nor does she have self respect. She is literally just trash with money. Paris isn't any better that anyone else only thing that seperates her from the rest,is her money. If she did not have that money she would be trailer park trash!

Hey, they're pretty ugly.